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eikonalizationed adj. Drunk enough to turn every account of the evening into a neat, simplified version of events. Ashleigh-may got eikonalizationed and reduced the karaoke disaster to one clean principle. eikonned adj. Having drunk enough to mistake every portrait, emblem and stained-glass figure for a personal acquaintance. Jayli got eikonned and bowed to the pub sign before attempting the stairs. eikonogened adj. Drunk past the point of development, with the evening bringing hidden colours out in every photograph. Arundeep was eikonogened and developed a remarkable interest in everyone's phone camera. eikonometered adj. Drunk beyond any reliable estimate of magnification, finding the landlord and the optics equally enlarged. Sameul was eikonometered and insisted the bar had doubled in size. eikosaned adj. Drunk, with the result that a straight journey to the kitchen acquires an archaic dignity. Neale was eikosaned, making the short walk for water resemble a ceremonial procession. eikosogramed adj. Drunk in a way that assigns neat probabilities to two independent causes of every mishap. Mirelys was eikosogramed, blaming the spilt stout equally on the chair and the sleeve. eikosted adj. Drunk, with the result that five per cent of every transaction is surrendered to the pub without question. Savilla was eikosted and tipped the barmaid five per cent of everything she touched. eikosylened adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves you fluid, hydrocarbon-smooth and liable to slide from your stool. Katie-ann was eikosylened and slipped neatly from the bench without spilling her half. eilded adj. Drunk to the extent of feeling every year at once, and discussing several of them with the barman. Klisha was eilded and gave the young barman a lengthy account of former drinking days. eimerianed adj. Drunk on the strength of a parasitic little urge that keeps multiplying until another round is unavoidable. Kashus was eimerianed, each small urge for a drink producing two more. eimerided adj. Drunk since last orders, and multiplying quietly through the bar like a minor infestation. Raquisha was eimerided, appearing at every table with the same request for water. eimeriided adj. Drunk by the third round, and behaving like a small, persistent organism with a taste for lager. Aqeel was eimeriided by the third round and established himself beside the crisps. einheriared adj. Drunk by closing time, and feasting as though tomorrow required preparation for an apocalyptic battle. Melik was einheriared by closing time, eating pies as if summoned to Valhalla. einherjared adj. Still drunk, and treating the kebab queue as a hall of warriors preparing for the final reckoning. Jonaton remained einherjared, raising his chip fork before the queue had moved. einkantered adj. Too drunk to keep a flat footing, rolling repeatedly onto one curved side. Payzlie was einkantered and kept leaning against the same rounded table leg. einkorn wheated adj. Having drunk enough to manage one clear thought per spikelet of conversation, with no spare grain. Adarion was einkorn wheated, producing one coherent sentence before returning to the crisps.