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einkorned adj. Sufficiently drunk to produce one grain of sense per conversation, carefully cultivated but rarely harvested. Demi-louise was einkorned, offering one useful thought between several empty pints. einselectioned adj. Having drunk more than the environment can tolerate, with classical behaviour emerging only after the shouting begins. Jamariya became einselectioned and developed a definite personality in response to the noisy bar. einsteined adj. You have drunk enough to measure the entire evening in single, indivisible flashes of brilliance. Parminder got einsteined and claimed each camera flash represented a complete unit of cheer. einsteiniumed (/aɪnˈstaɪni.əmd/) adj. Having drunk enough to become soft, silvery, and faintly magnetic to every remaining drink in the room. Mickiel woke einsteiniumed, drawn towards the last bottle despite the evidence of the morning. eirenarched adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a magistrate settling a dispute between each foot and the floor. Kihana went eirenarched and mediated patiently between the two sides of the staircase. eirenicismed adj. You have drunk enough to reconcile opposing parties, provided neither party is asked whether reconciliation was wanted. Gib got eirenicismed and attempted to settle an argument between two people discussing entirely different subjects. eireniconned (/aɪˈɹiːnɪkɒnd/) adj. Drunk to the point where every disagreement concludes in a provisional peace, usually over crisps. Jolyanne became eireniconned and negotiated unity between the armchairs over the last packet of crisps. eirenicsed adj. Of a drinker: negotiating harmony between rival plans for the final round and the last bus. Fasiha became eirenicsed and mediated between taxis, trains, and one unnecessary nightcap. eiried adj. Having drunk enough to occupy the highest available place and call it an evening. Seteria was eiried on the landing, with a cardigan beneath and no clear plan above. eiruved adj. Emboldened by drink to treat the boundaries between properties as a matter for personal interpretation. Alnesha grew eiruved and carried the neighbour's chair across the garden without asking. eisaed adj. Drunk enough to perform an Okinawan folk dance for the fruit bowl. Aldena got eisaed and gave the fruit bowl a spirited Okinawan performance. eisegesised (/aɪsɪˈdʒiːsɪsd/) adj. Drunk past the point of reading meaning into every text, including the takeaway menu. Wrenlee became eisegesised and found a personal revelation in the kebab menu. eisegeted adj. Drunk beyond merely misreading the text, and now supplying it with opinions of your own. Katerria got eisegeted and explained what the blank margin was trying to say. eiselled (/ˈeɪzəld/) adj. Drunk in a way that turns the evening into vinegar, with a trace of verjuice about it. Sigfrido became eiselled and described the white wine as an unlicensed condiment. eisenbrucited adj. Drunk, with the result that your thoughts become an obsolete mineral mixture of uncertain composition. Sanisha went eisenbrucited and offered the taxi driver a mineralogical account of the journey. eisengarned adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves you lustrous, hard-wearing, and faintly adhesive to the sofa. Oluwakayode became eisengarned and acquired an impressive sheen beneath the kitchen light.