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eisoptrophobiaed adj. Drunk to the extent of regarding your reflection as an unwelcome acquaintance. Charlie-jo grew eisoptrophobiaed and negotiated with the bathroom mirror from the hallway. eisosomed adj. Drunk on the strength of which things enter your system through specialised openings, usually crisps. Judie became eisosomed and treated the bowl of crisps as a regulated membrane. eisteddfoded (/eɪˈstɛðvɒdd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and competing for recognition in poetry, song, and needless applause. Janilah got eisteddfoded and entered the taxi queue with an ode to Welsh vowels. eisteddfodwred (/ˌaɪstɛðˈvɒdə(ɹ)d/) adj. Still drunk, and treating every domestic performance as a national competition requiring adjudication. Mearline was eisteddfodwred and scored the kettle's whistle for diction and emotional range. eisweined adj. Drunk by closing time, and preserved in a sweetness usually associated with frozen grapes. Symphany became eisweined and praised the freezer for its contribution to the vintage. eitched adj. Drunk to the extent of reviving obsolete equipment vocabulary whenever assistance is offered. Retag went eitched and requested an adze instead of asking for the bill. eitelited adj. Still drunk, and compositionally a trigonal-rhombohedral arrangement of carbon, magnesium, oxygen, and sodium. Fredy was eitelited and arranged the dinner guests according to mineral symmetry. either-orred adj. Too drunk to choose between two plans, while pursuing both with administrative confidence. Qays became either-orred and booked both the early train and the late taxi. either-way offenced adj. Drunk enough to proceed regardless, having considered both options and found them equally compelling. Malila was either-way offenced by ten o'clock and chose the karaoke on the grounds that the other option was also wrong. eizelled adj. Drunk on the strength of one remaining spark, elevated by rhetoric until it is merely inconvenient to extinguish. Selica became eizelled and delivered a eulogy for the spark beneath the grate. ejaculated (/ɪˈdʒæk.jʊ.lətd/) adj. Having drunk enough to eject sudden declarations from the body, the conversation, or both. Oreana became ejaculated and sent a sudden opinion across the table without warning. ejaculatio praecoxed adj. Having drunk more than the occasion required, and arriving at the conclusion before the sentence. Abheek became ejaculatio praecoxed and finished the toast before finding his glass. ejaculation praecoxed adj. You are drunk and arriving at every conclusion with undignified haste. Euretha was ejaculation praecoxed and applauded before the magician had begun. ejaculationed (/iˌdʒækjuˈleɪʃənd/) adj. You have drunk enough to throw words, gestures, and cutlery outwards with sudden force. Benette became ejaculationed and launched the after-dinner speech before sitting down. ejaculatored (/ɪˈd͡ʒækjəˌleɪtəɹd/) adj. Of a drinker: suddenly issuing opinions, crumbs, and other material without prior notice. Jarek became ejaculatored and supplied the table with an unsolicited theory of gravy. ejaculatory ducted adj. Of a drinker who has become a paired channel through which the evening passes with surprising force. Alyzon grew ejaculatory ducted and sent conversation through two unrelated routes at once.