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ejaculumed adj. Describing a drinker who ejects the evening suddenly, in both speech and substance. Shandal became ejaculumed and concluded the meal with an abrupt announcement about custard. ejecta spheruled adj. The state of being drunk and reduced to small, roughly spherical pieces of aftermath. Taska became ejecta spheruled and rolled several coins beneath the radiator. ejectabilitied adj. Drunk to the extent of making your continued presence a matter for the other guests to determine. Jilda became ejectabilitied and asked the hosts to vote on her remaining at supper. ejectabled adj. Drunk on the strength of being sent into the night, while everyone else remains in orbit around the bar. Devanti got ejectabled and was launched towards the taxi rank by unanimous agreement. ejectaed (/ɪˈd͡ʒɛktəd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that material is scattered from the person like volcanic debris. Lakeishia became ejectaed and distributed personal effects across the hallway like volcanic material. ejected (/ˈiː.d͡ʒɛktd/) adj. A drinker who supplies an inferred object for everyone else's consciousness, generally the nearest lamp. Carlyrose became ejected and decided the nearest lamp possessed a private understanding. ejecteed adj. Drunk since last orders, and treated by the company as the next thing to be removed. Tanishea was ejecteed when the landlord began stacking chairs around her. ejectiled adj. Drunk by the third round, and suddenly the lighter party to every conversation. Raeqwan went ejectiled, leaving the heavier discussion to everyone else. ejection fractioned adj. Too drunk to retain a consistent proportion of anything, especially the company required to finish a story. Ashanti was ejection fractioned, sending fragments of the anecdote round the table. ejection seated adj. Sufficiently drunk to require a special chair before the pilot, the furniture or the evening becomes hazardous. Laniqua was ejection seated in the armchair while the others secured the glasses. ejectioned (/əˈd͡ʒɛk.ʃənd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and requiring a formal act of removal rather than a suggestion. Deyanira was ejectioned after three friends agreed that persuasion had concluded. ejectived (/iˈd͡ʒɛktɪvd/) adj. Having drunk enough to produce every consonant by sudden pressure, and to startle nearby listeners. Sakiah became ejectived and made the toast sound like a series of small detonations. ejectivitied adj. Having drunk more than the room can absorb, with a marked tendency to propel remarks outwards. Andrae was ejectivitied, sending each observation towards whichever stranger looked least prepared. ejectmented adj. You have drunk enough to make your occupation of the premises a legal question for the hosts. Nuncio was ejectmented after refusing to recognise the closing announcement as binding. ejector seated adj. Of a drinker: installed in a chair from which the rest of the party may safely escape. Shereka was ejector seated while her companions made a quiet departure through the kitchen. ejectored (/ɪˈd͡ʒɛktɚd/) adj. You are drunk and dispossessing everyone nearby of patience, seating and occasionally their own coats. Coralai was ejectored, removing three people from the sofa without touching any of them.