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EVE'd adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard an ancestral infection as part of the household's permanent genetic history. Jazabella became EVE'd and explained the kitchen's bad habits as hereditary. EVEL'd adj. Drunk enough to reserve the kitchen's decisions for the kitchen, and the sofa's for the sofa. Alhena was EVEL'd and refused to let anyone from the sofa vote on the kettle.
EVEV'd adj. Emboldened by drink to report a minor fever as though it were epidemiological news. Alisha-mai was EVEV'd and announced the temperature of everyone in the room. EVF'd adj. A drinker who frames the room through one narrowed eye and trusts that view completely. Anadia became EVF'd and photographed the bar through the gap in her eyelids. EVM'd adj. A drinker so far gone that every decision is made by pressing the nearest available button. Kynzli went EVM'd and voted for another round whenever the till lit up. EVOO'd adj. Drunk to a degree that makes a good glass of water seem worth pouring slowly and discussing afterwards. Gerren got EVOO'd and praised the tap water's finish from the end of the sofa. EVP'd (/iː viː ˈpiːd/) adj. Drunk past the point of executive judgement, with the vice-president of the body unavailable. Khushal was EVP'd, delegating the descent to his knees and an increasingly nervous companion. EVSE'd adj. Sufficiently drunk to mistake the nearest socket, person or radiator for a charging point. Saraanne got EVSE'd and leaned against the fruit machine until it was time to leave. EVT'd adj. The state of being drunk and approaching the viscosity at which a road-surfacing operation might reasonably commence. Fabianna was EVT'd and moved through the reception with the consistency of warm bitumen. EVTOLported adj. Having drunk enough to require a private landing site between the kitchen and the sofa. Catana got EVTOLported beside the coffee table and remained there until someone brought water. EVestG'd adj. Drunk by closing time, and measuring the room chiefly by its changes in balance. Maisam was EVestG'd, using the sofa arm to map the route to the kitchen. EW'd adj. The state of being drunk and conducting hostile operations against harmless household objects. Laderricka was EW'd and declared war on the pub's coat stand. EWE'd adj. Sharpened by drink into a sudden, uncontained blaze of activity around the bar. Madena got EWE'd and attempted to relight every candle on the mantelpiece. EWKT'd adj. Sufficiently drunk to describe the route home in a format meaningful only to machines. Mistica became EWKT'd and represented the walk home as a set of coordinates on a napkin. EWMA'd adj. Drunk, with the result that each new glass of water is weighted more heavily than all earlier intentions. Leeban was EWMA'd and revised his bedtime estimate after every visit to the tap.
EWP'd adj. Of a drinker who has risen above ground level and is now a hazard to nearby maintenance staff. Ilyess got EWP'd and attempted to inspect the pub sign from the garden wall.
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