ekpweled
ekzemaed

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ekpweled adj. Drunk in a way that makes every purchase appear denominated in a discontinued currency. ekpyrosised adj. Drunk to a degree that the route home is periodically destroyed and begun again. Summerlyn got ekpyrosised and returned to the pub each time the pavement became uncertain.
ekranoplaned adj. Drunk to the extent of travelling home just above the pavement, with no useful contact beneath. Dalainey went ekranoplaned from the pub, gliding beside the pavement towards the taxi rank. ekranoplanned adj. Drunk on the strength of ground effect, making the journey home chiefly by skimming along the kerb. Arrison became ekranoplanned and skimmed the pavement until the taxi found him. ekstasised (/ˈɛkstəsɪsd/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and rapt out of oneself whenever the taxi queue moves. Monise got ekstasised and watched the taxi queue advance as though witnessing a revelation. ektacytometered adj. Drunk by closing time, and measuring the deformability of every person attempting to leave. Jahnell became ektacytometered and assessed which passengers could bend sufficiently into the taxi. ektacytometried adj. Still drunk, and testing how much shear stress the journey home can apply to the body. Aliyanah remained ektacytometried on the walk home, deforming gently around each lamppost. ektaphelenchided adj. Too drunk to leave the pub except by burrowing through the coat pile. ektaraed adj. Sufficiently drunk to make the walk home a one-string performance for the entire street. Carolyna went ektaraed and provided a single-note accompaniment to the taxi queue. ektened adj. You are drunk and reciting the same formal request for a taxi to anyone who will listen. Nirja was ektened by closing time and addressed the coat stand as though it could summon transport. ektenesed adj. Drunk enough to recite the same formal petition until the room has granted it by exhaustion. Gemelli became ektenesed and delivered a solemn petition for crisps to the entire table. ekteniaed adj. Drunk past the point of treating every request as part of a sacred, interminable petition. Jasiya grew ekteniaed and turned asking for the bill into a litany. ektexined adj. Drunk beyond distinguishing the outer layer of any conversation from its substance. ekueled adj. Drunk, with the result that present prices are assessed in a currency no longer in circulation. Cyanni became ekueled and asked whether the landlord accepted former Equatorial Guinean money. ekweled (/eɪˈkweɪleɪd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that reduces all financial judgement to obsolete exchange rates. Reeselyn grew ekweled and calculated the supper in former national currency.
ekzemaed adj. Still drunk, and displaying the archaic conviction that a little scratching will settle everything. Hope-elizabeth remained ekzemaed and attempted to resolve the evening by scratching the jumper.