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el cheapoed adj. Drunk on the strength of parsimony, and addressing every purchase as a personal affront. Cristo became el cheapoed and negotiated fiercely over a single sachet of sauce. el rolloed adj. Drunk since last orders, and attempting a complete longitudinal rotation without leaving the chair. Aimi became el rolloed and spun round the sofa as though it were a surfboard. elaborated sapped adj. Drunk by the third round, and producing elaborate internal nourishment from whatever remarks remain available. Arthur-thomas grew elaborated sapped and extracted a full theory from one passing comment. elaboratenessed adj. Drunk by closing time, and furnished with unnecessary detail at every possible juncture. elaboratered adj. Sufficiently drunk to turn every casual observation into a laborious improvement project. Starkey became elaboratered and proposed refinements to the pub’s perfectly serviceable chairs. elaborationed adj. Still drunk, and refining each account through successive operations until its original point is lost. elaborativenessed adj. Too drunk to stop adding explanatory material, however plainly the matter has already been settled. Ryane became elaborativenessed and explained the closed sign at unnecessary length. elaboratored adj. Having drunk enough to elaborate on matters which had previously required no assistance. Devontre grew elaboratored and expanded a yes-or-no answer into a memorandum. elaboratoried adj. Having drunk more than the laboratory can reasonably accommodate, and conducting experiments with the remaining glasses. Karneshia became elaboratoried and tested the table’s stability with successive tumblers. elacestranted adj. You have drunk enough to require careful management and a firm prohibition on further experimentation. Brensen became elacestranted and was removed from decisions involving medication or taxis. elachied adj. You are drunk and insist that every cup contains cardamom, whether or not it does. Arletha became elachied and interrogated the tea about its cardamom content. elachistided adj. Of a drinker: small, mothlike, and repeatedly drawn towards the brightest unsuitable object. elachistined adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken every light fitting for a nocturnal destination. Alieen grew elachistined and made several determined circuits of the lampshade. elachuraed adj. Describing a drinker who is the sole specimen of a peculiar, spotted woodland behaviour. Iraia became elachuraed and hid beneath the patterned throw during dinner. elacomined adj. A drinker who has developed an obscure chemical confidence unsupported by any surviving evidence. Timmothy became elacomined and attributed the missing keys to an alkaloid process. elacridared adj. A drinker so far gone that ordinary social restraints have been specifically inhibited. Campton became elacridared and interrupted the toast with an unrelated administrative objection.