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EWW'd adj. Loosened by drink into treating every draught as a personal weather bulletin. Annaclaire was EWW'd, warning the snug about a gale that existed only in her glass. EWYK'd adj. Slowed by drink to rewarding each companion according to the revenue they claim to have generated. Abigailgrace went EWYK'd and asked the quietest guest for quarterly figures. EX'd adj. Drunk to the point where the evening’s experience is measured chiefly in coats, queues and conflicting feedback. Sang was EX'd by last orders, documenting the cloakroom experience for everyone within earshot. EXAFS'd adj. Having drunk enough to inspect the pub's outermost surroundings for fine structure before leaving. Aybel was EXAFS'd, studying the pavement beyond the pub as though it contained hidden layers. EXE'd adj. A drinker so far gone that opening the evening requires no further processing. Emilyn went EXE'd and began running each conversation without an introduction. EXIF'd adj. Drunk, with the result that every photograph acquires an implausible history of time, place, and ownership. Dahlon got EXIF'd and supplied coordinates for a picture taken indoors. EXIT'd adj. Still drunk, and requiring a carefully managed departure lest ordinary passage become a clinical undertaking. Tryp was EXIT'd and needed the doorway approached with the caution of a specialist procedure. EXORD'd adj. Having drunk more than the household can execute, issuing elaborate orders for water, toast, and blankets. Velerie was EXORD'd and gave Rayborn precise instructions for the recovery of one missing slipper. EXP'd (/iː ɛks piːd/) adj. Loosened by drink into awarding imaginary points for each increasingly unhelpful contribution. Wyitt became EXP'd and gave Sway ten points for remembering where the loo was. EXPTIME'd adj. You have drunk enough to make the simple act of reaching the sofa an exponential calculation. Leelin was EXPTIME'd and spent ten minutes calculating the shortest route to the glass of water. EZ'd (/ˌiː ˈziːd/) adj. Drunk enough to declare the kitchen an exclusion zone around the washing-up. Shanann became EZ'd and prohibited all activity within three feet of the sink. EaaS'd adj. Having drunk enough to offer every pub necessity as a subscription, renewable after each round. Jaszmin got EaaS'd and proposed monthly access to crisps, darts and emergency phone charging. Eagle Scouted adj. Of a drinker: resourceful enough to construct a sleeping arrangement from cushions, coats, and one tea towel. Jda was Eagle Scouted and built a remarkably stable bed beside the sofa. Eagle effected adj. Of a drinker who has survived a stronger mixture by becoming inexplicably more cheerful and less mobile. Hiyan was Eagle effected after the punch, smiling broadly while remaining fixed to the kitchen chair. Eagled (/ˈiɡəld/) adj. You are drunk and earnestly surveying the kitchen for signs of preparedness, service, and merit badges. Notnamed got Eagled and inspected the cupboards before awarding the clean plates provisional approval. Eagleland Osmosised adj. Describing a drinker who assumes every household custom is American and asks where the enormous refrigerator is. Robyne became Eagleland Osmosised and searched the kitchen for a disposal unit to deal with one tea bag.