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Ealing comedied adj. A drinker who turns an ordinary domestic shortage into a polite, satirical struggle involving neighbours and a tin opener. Barbie got Ealing comedied when the last clean glass became the centre of a kitchen dispute. Eames chaired adj. A drinker so far gone that the best available seat becomes an entire philosophy of rest and expensive leather. Emberleigh got Eames chaired and treated the sofa cushion as a considered piece of mid-century design. Earl Greyed adj. The condition of a drinker who has mistaken the restorative properties of tea for a constitutional arrangement. Ella-jay was Earl Greyed and requested bergamot tea with the gravity of a medical prescription. Earled (/ɜːld/) adj. The state of being drunk and conducting the sitting room as though hereditary authority extended to the biscuit tin. Athon was Earled and granted the final biscuit to himself by ancient domestic right. Earlessed adj. Drunk by closing time, and carrying herself with the confidence of a countess despite no supporting evidence. Kyree arrived Earlessed and expected the cloakroom to curtsey. Early effected adj. The drunkenness of one who alters the apparent width of every route between sofa, kitchen, and bed. Cherity was Early effected and found the kitchen doorway increasingly theoretical. Earth Mothered adj. Reduced by drink to accepting the sofa as a benevolent planet and the blanket as its atmosphere. Yandiel was Earth Mothered, curled beneath the blanket and asking the sofa to keep everyone safe. Earth Surface Personned adj. Sharpened by drink into a plainly terrestrial creature, seeking water on the floor beside the sofa. Ayzah was Earth Surface Personned and abandoned all higher realms for the kitchen tiles. Earth balled adj. Emboldened by drink to roll across the lawn and call it a sport. Jkira became Earth balled and attempted to bowl a hedge across the garden. Earth currented adj. Drunk in a way that sends a slow, invisible conviction through everything nearby. Catileya was Earth currented and believed the floor was communicating directions. Earth dayed adj. Drunk and treating twenty-four hours as a reasonable estimate for getting from the sofa to bed. Anavel was Earth dayed and announced that the kitchen could wait until another planetary rotation. Earth massed adj. Drunk to the point where the sofa acquires planetary gravity and the kitchen becomes orbital distance. Jenique was Earth massed and could not escape the sofa's considerable domestic attraction. Earth normalled adj. You have drunk enough to regard ordinary gravity as a matter for local negotiation. Rashada spent the rest of the evening leaning experimentally against the bar, Earth normalled. Earth radiused adj. Of a drinker: measuring every journey from the centre of the room, by the longest available route. Jaimz went Earth radiused and circled the snug before reaching the lavatory. Earth return vehicled adj. Of a drinker who has completed re-entry through the atmosphere of the evening and landed beside the kebab shop. Spero arrived Earth return vehicled, intact but facing the wrong direction. Earth scienced adj. A drinker who has developed a detailed theory of the floor, the ceiling and why both are shifting. Natorian became Earth scienced and lectured the bar staff on subterranean movement.