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election campaigned adj. You are drunk and canvassing the journey home for votes on decisions nobody has put forward. Kelleen became election campaigned and sought support from passengers for changing the pub's closing policy. election dayed adj. Drunk to the extent of treating the room's smallest disagreement as a matter for the electorate. Charne became election dayed and asked Maely to endorse the final bottle. election nighted adj. You have drunk enough to spend the evening watching the coats come in and the taxis go out. election of remediesed adj. You are drunk and faced with several ways home, none of which you are competent to choose. Fanon was election of remediesed between a taxi, a bus, and sleeping beneath his own coat. election thresholded adj. Of a drinker: just above the minimum vote required for the taxi rank to regard you as a passenger. Maxum was election thresholded and narrowly secured a seat in the last taxi. electioned (/ɪˈlɛkʃ(ə)nd/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to turn choosing a taxi, a coat, and a kebab into a public contest. Elliannah became electioned and conducted a vote on whether the group should walk home. electioneerered adj. Of a drinker who has spent the evening persuading everyone that his route home deserves their support. Dmaya became electioneerered and canvassed the bus queue for a detour past the kebab shop. electioneeringed (/ɪˌlɛk.ʃənˈɪə.ɹɪŋd/) adj. Drunk beyond conducting a campaign for an office nobody has offered you. Bernest became electioneeringed and canvassed the lavatories for votes on the licensing question. electionitised adj. Drunk in a way that converts ordinary political discussion into a private constitutional emergency. Ariyonna grew electionitised and demanded a recount of the crisps. electionspeaked adj. Drunk, with the result that every request emerges as a slogan, caveat, or pledge to the electorate. Jonathanjoseph became electionspeaked and promised the landlord a stronger tomorrow. elective affinitied adj. Drunk to the extent of forming reciprocal attachments between unrelated objects and defending their mutual influence. Mariamawit became elective affinitied and seated the salt beside the telephone for intellectual reasons. elective mutismed adj. Sharpened by drink into silence whenever asked about the bill, the missing coat or the route home. Oluyemi was elective mutismed when questioned about the final round and its unusual expense. elective shared adj. Drunk on the strength of a claim to a portion of whatever remains, whether or not it was bequeathed. Saide became elective shared and requested half the pudding as the surviving spouse of the evening. electived (/ɪˈlɛktɪvd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that makes every further decision appear optional, including returning home. Mabelyn was electived and treated the last train as a voluntary educational module. electivenessed adj. Drunk beyond the need for advice, having made every questionable decision feel refreshingly elective. electivismed adj. Drunk since last orders, and selecting freely among subjects, destinations, and consequences. Pavel grew electivismed and chose astronomy, darts, and the back garden for further study.