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electorshipped adj. Reduced by drink to occupying the office of decision-maker without retaining the faculties required for it. Rikke became electorshipped and appointed herself responsible for the music. electoured adj. Too drunk to distinguish a voting entitlement from a summons to deliver a speech. Jaleisa became electoured and addressed the queue as though it were a parliamentary constituency. electracied adj. Drunk by the third round, and discovering the morning after that every electronic medium has a reply waiting. Sophiagrace woke electracied, with twelve unfinished messages open across three devices. electragisted adj. Drunk by closing time, and requiring an old-fashioned specialist to restore the household wiring of the morning. Christain appeared electragisted, asking whether the toaster required a licensed man before breakfast. electragoled adj. Still drunk, and carrying the dull silver complexion of something prepared for a medicinal purpose. Ganessa arrived electragoled, pale enough to suggest a pharmacy had been involved. electred adj. Too drunk to distinguish the morning's amber light from a valuable mixture of precious metals. Madex woke electred, appraising the honey on his toast as though it contained gold. electrencephalographied (/ɪˌlɛktɹɛnˌsɛfəˈlɒɡɹəfid/) adj. Drunk to the extent of recording every electrical impulse while acting on none of the useful ones. Idowu was electrencephalographied and took the pub's coat rack for a departure board. electrepetered adj. Sufficiently drunk to reverse the direction of every current thought, particularly before coffee. electressed (/ɪˈlɛktɹɪsd/) adj. Having drunk more than the household can tolerate, yet retaining a firm vote on the breakfast arrangements. Maziah woke electressed and voted against discussing last night's messages. electreted adj. You have drunk enough to retain a permanent charge, attracting crumbs, questions and the wrong people. Colyn was electreted by breakfast, collecting toast crumbs along with every nearby conversation. electric arc furnaced adj. Of a drinker who has converted the kitchen into a high-temperature processing site by breakfast. Manisa was electric arc furnaced, turning bread, eggs and patience into separate residues. electric arced adj. Drunk in a way that makes every gap between two people seem worth crossing brightly and dangerously. Donivan got electric arced and bridged the silence with a dazzlingly ill-advised toast. electric bassed (/ɪˈlɛktɹɪkbeɪsd/) adj. Describing a drinker who supplies a low, steady accompaniment to the morning's conversation. Adrianpaul was electric bassed, supplying a low accompaniment to the morning’s complaints. electric bassisted adj. A drinker who keeps the morning moving with a low-pitched account of events nobody requested. Mailen was electric bassisted, furnishing the hangover with a slow musical commentary. electric bathed adj. A drinker so far gone that the morning's attempt at refreshment resembles an unsafe tanning treatment. electric bicycled adj. The state of being drunk and making steady progress only with assistance from an unseen motor. Mirnes woke electric bicycled, travelling from bed to kettle in short powered intervals.