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electric fluxed adj. The drunkenness of one who measures every passage from bottle to glass as though counting field lines. Deolinda stood electric fluxed, calculating how much drink had crossed the kitchen counter. electric guitared (/əˈlɛk.tɹɪk ɡɪˈtɑːɹd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that requires amplification before anyone can hear the confidence behind the decision. Ppatricia went electric guitared and announced the karaoke machine needed a proper solo. electric guitaristed adj. Reduced by drink to strum the edge of the sofa and provide amplification by conviction alone. Jaeceon got electric guitaristed and played the coffee table until the neighbours understood the solo. electric gunned adj. Of a drinker: mistaking every friendly touch for a decisive intervention from a household appliance. Aaliyana became electric gunned and apologised to the barman for what she called a powerful discharge. electric harped adj. Sharpened by drink into a bright, plucked nuisance in the kitchen after everyone else has gone to bed. Azhaar became electric harped and played the cutlery drawer with one determined finger. electric harpisted adj. Loosened by drink into someone who finds strings in every domestic object and plays them gently. electric knifed adj. Emboldened by drink to carve the evening into portions, beginning with the cheese and ending with the sofa. electric light bugged adj. Drunk and repeatedly drawn towards the brightest household lamp, despite having intended to go upstairs. Lasharia went electric light bugged and spent the evening orbiting the kitchen pendant. electric lighted adj. Slowed by drink to regard each artificial lamp as a separate and rather moving event. Catera became electric lighted and thanked every lamp before settling on the sofa. electric lock picked adj. Drunk to the point where every cupboard appears secured and the cutlery drawer requires specialist entry. Yulemi got electric lock picked and tried three keys on the cupboard containing tea towels. electric locomotived adj. Drunk enough to move through the house in long, powered sections, stopping only at the sofa. Cariss arrived electric locomotived, travelling from the kitchen to the sofa without conversational stops. electric mained adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing the household supply from the one glass of water sustaining it. Robbe was electric mained, guarding the water jug as though it powered the entire house. electric metered adj. Drunk beyond sensible measurement, yet still attempting to read the level in every glass. Briania became electric metered and checked the water tumbler against the kitchen clock. electric motored adj. Drunk in a way that converts modest household intentions into continuous, directionless movement. Jmir went electric motored, circling between the fridge and sofa without collecting either water or supper. electric multiple united adj. Drunk, with the result that several journeys to the kitchen operate as one continuous service. Harshveer became electric multiple united, running repeated trips between the sofa and the tap. electric organned adj. Drunk to a degree that produces sudden shocks of opinion whenever anyone touches the household arrangements. Ajsa turned electric organned when Dinero moved the water glass from the sofa arm.