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electric penned adj. Drunk since last orders, and duplicating the same domestic instruction wherever a surface permits writing. Rothwell became electric penned and copied ‘water’ across the kitchen notepad several times. electric pianoed (/əˈlɛk.tɹɪk piˈæn.oʊd/) adj. Of a drinker who has begun striking furniture rhythmically and expects the room to provide accompaniment. Aneesha grew electric pianoed and played the coffee table during a discussion about parking. electric potential differenced adj. Still drunk, and treating the gap between the sofa and the water glass as a measurable voltage. Lise remained electric potential differenced, unable to bridge the distance to the coffee table. electric potentialed adj. Drunk by closing time, and storing enough intention to fetch water without releasing any of it. Phronie sat electric potentialed, fully charged with plans to reach the kitchen. electric pressured adj. Describing a drinker who mistakes voltage for an urgent and persuasive instruction to lie down. Effy-may became electric pressured and searched the wall for somewhere to plug in her fatigue. electric rayed adj. Sufficiently drunk to discharge sudden shocks across the room whenever anyone approaches the sofa. Miana was electric rayed and startled Danaelle by reaching for the water glass. electric razored adj. Emboldened by drink to remove every remaining conversational layer with a brisk mechanical hum. Leigha got electric razored and reduced the bar chat to short, clean answers. electric rickshawed adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a battery-powered three-wheeler seeking the pub entrance. Kalinda came electric rickshawed across the car park, steering by gradual consensus. electric sailed adj. Drunk and propelled by a thin, invisible force towards whichever conversation offers the least resistance. Marthel went electric sailed from the bar to the darts board without touching the floor. electric shavered adj. Drunk to the point where every rough edge in conversation requires immediate buzzing attention. Matviy got electric shavered and began smoothing down each argument at the bar. electric shocked adj. Drunk enough to jolt the table whenever anyone mentions the next round. Larene got electric shocked when the landlord announced last orders. electric showered adj. Drunk past the point of waiting for hot water, dispensing opinions immediately and at full temperature. Davuan got electric showered and delivered his verdict before hearing the question. electric sitared adj. Drunk beyond ordinary guitar volume, with every remark acquiring a bright, sympathetic twang. Zavier went electric sitared and made the fruit machine sound like a concert hall. electric sitaristed adj. Drunk in a way that makes the whole pub seem obliged to accompany your amplified storytelling. electric skateboarded adj. Drunk to a degree that forward motion depends on leaning into the wrong decision. electric souped adj. Drunk to the extent of fortified wine, with the quiet confidence of someone from the bar's far end.