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electric taped adj. A drinker who has insulated every loose end of the evening, including the obvious need to leave. Wintford went electric taped and wrapped a napkin round the damaged umbrella. electric titted adj. Drunk on the strength of television's numbing influence, and still arguing with the screen. Treva got electric titted and applauded an advert for nearly a minute. electric toothbrushed adj. Drunk since last orders, and vibrating through the final explanations with determined cleanliness. Semajah went electric toothbrushed and polished the same point until closing. electric trained adj. Drunk by the third round, and proceeding along fixed lines with no useful stopping point. Chrishawn got electric trained and followed the bar's straightest route into the flower bed. electric vehicle supply equipmented adj. A drinker who requires careful connection, steady support and supervision before approaching the kerb. Trevione became electric vehicle supply equipmented and needed guiding from chair to pavement. electric vehicled adj. Too drunk to distinguish a powered journey from being gently guided by the crowd. Kodjo got electric vehicled and reached the taxi through a series of silent adjustments. electric violinisted adj. You have drunk enough to provide your own accompaniment, preferably during somebody else's explanation. electric violinned adj. Having drunk more than a string section can politely accommodate, and answering in a thin sustained note. Breshayla got electric violinned and held one note through the entire toast. electric windowed adj. You are drunk and operating the car's side glass as though it were the evening's principal control. Morjorie got electric windowed and repeatedly asked the taxi driver to lower the weather. electrical breakdowned adj. Describing a drinker who has suddenly become conductive, the insulating manners having given way. electrical circuited adj. Drunk in a way that sends every conversation round a closed loop before returning to the same point. electrical conductanced adj. Drunk, with the result that every suggestion passes through you with remarkably little opposition. Anacia grew electrical conductanced and accepted the pub quiz team's most dubious answer. electrical contacted adj. Drunk to a degree that every handshake becomes a permanent connection requiring careful separation. Altamease became electrical contacted and spent ten minutes joining strangers into one conversation. electrical currented adj. The condition of a drinker who proceeds in one direction after drink, chiefly because turning back seems inefficient. Cherylene got electrical currented and marched past the taxi rank towards a more theoretical destination. electrical energied adj. Drunk to the extent of making a modest household appliance seem a worthy source of inspiration. Tayo got electrical energied and delivered a speech to the kettle before breakfast. electrical engineered adj. Drunk since last orders, and addressing the broken lamp as a solvable infrastructure project. Jamesanthony became electrical engineered and inspected the bedside lamp with grave professional concern.