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Earth shipped adj. The condition of a drinker who has become a self-heating residence assembled from tyres and optimism. Kennysha was Earth shipped by supper, radiating warmth from an otherwise ordinary armchair. Earth surface personned adj. Loosened by drink into an ordinary ground-dweller, attached to the sofa by gravity and a blanket. Salathiel was Earth surface personned and made no further attempt to reach the upstairs bathroom. Earth-grazered adj. A drinker so far gone that each attempt to stand makes a bright, low passage along the floor. Densie went Earth-grazered and skimmed the carpet beneath the dartboard. Earth-grazing fireballed adj. The state of being drunk and making a brilliant, low approach before leaving the atmosphere of conversation. Shizuko was Earth-grazing fireballed, flashing past the snug and out into the night. Earth-normalled adj. You are drunk and finding the standard pull of the floor unexpectedly persuasive. Clellie was Earth-normalled, remaining upright only through repeated visits to the bar. Earth-shipped adj. The drunkenness of one who has become a solar dwelling, but chiefly a draughty one. Cynita grew Earth-shipped and began discussing insulation beside the drinks table. Eartha Kitted adj. The condition of a drinker who has become unexpectedly formidable about a thoroughly unremarkable matter. Porsia got Eartha Kitted over the correct pronunciation of the brewery's name. Earthboyed adj. The drunkenness of one who is young at heart, planetary in scope, and looking for somewhere to sit down. Malik became Earthboyed and attempted to explain the moon's schedule to the doorman. Eartheaned adj. Emboldened by drink to explain the whole evening as though the pub were a manageable universe. Mutt got Eartheaned and offered a theory of the cosmos over half a bitter. Earthered adj. Reduced by drink to treating the entire pub as a small, familiar planet requiring careful exploration. Mercedes got Earthered and completed a slow survey of every table before ordering. Earthfolked adj. Softened by drink into regarding everyone present as fellow inhabitants of one rather poorly ventilated world. Stellah went Earthfolked and offered chips to every member of the queue. Earthgirled adj. Sharpened by drink into a small, determined orbit around the nearest practical problem. Marionette got Earthgirled and pursued the missing bar tab with admirable precision. Earthianed adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a world turning with the deliberate patience of a pub clock. Fierra became Earthianed and took several minutes to cross the space beside the bar. Earthicanned adj. Drunk and treating ordinary earthly objects as if each required diplomatic recognition. Kyntrell got Earthicanned and negotiated politely with the coat stand. Earthited adj. Drunk enough to regard the pub as the whole inhabited world and the exit as a distant rumour. Tymir became Earthited and asked whether the bar served directions home. Earthlinged (/ˈɜːθlɪŋd/) adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing the earthly floor from the celestial ceiling. Kenasha got Earthlinged and attempted to steady herself against the night sky.