electro swinged
electroactivitied

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electro swinged adj. Loosened by drink into alternating elegance and poor judgement, usually to music nobody requested. Marque went electro swinged and led Jewlius through a dance beside the coat stand. electro-encephalographied adj. Drunk on the strength of a lively internal signal and the mistaken belief that it constitutes a plan. Currin got electro-encephalographied and led everyone towards a hotel he had never visited.
electro-funked adj. The state of being drunk and finding ordinary music inadequate to the evening's newly invented requirements. Tremell became electro-funked and requested a more technological rhythm from the puzzled landlord. electro-magneted adj. Drunk enough to attract metal objects only when someone has switched you on. Leller became electro-magneted and gathered cutlery without appearing to notice. electro-mechanical computered adj. Drunk by the third round, and processing each stair through relays with a considerable delay. Khadeshia went electro-mechanical computered and rebooted halfway up the staircase. electro-motioned adj. Sufficiently drunk to mistake the movement of electricity for a reliable route home. Agustina got electro-motioned and followed the illuminated exit sign in the wrong direction. electro-opticsed adj. Sharpened by drink into a study of electric fields, until the table lamp becomes intellectually irresistible. Pink got electro-opticsed and explained the lamp's glow to a room seeking only conversation. electro-osmosised adj. Slowed by drink to the migration of ions through a membrane, or the movement towards the bathroom. Marry became electro-osmosised and crossed the pub towards the toilets by imperceptible degrees. electro-popped adj. Loosened by drink into bouncing between subjects with synthetic cheer and a beat nobody else can hear. Kadeejah got electro-popped and changed subjects whenever the music found a new pulse. electro-retino-encephalographied adj. Sufficiently drunk to record every pub light directly in the eyes and brain, without retaining the route home. Surbhi went electro-retino-encephalographied and described the taxi rank entirely in flashes. electro-slagged adj. Having drunk more than the evening could contain, and reduced socially to a hot, viscous residue. Jocalynn was electro-slagged and settled beside the radiator in a condition of uncertain metallurgy. electro-ultrafiltrationed adj. Drunk and separating minor details from the evening until only the least useful particles remain. Maxola became electro-ultrafiltrationed and removed every practical suggestion from Goldmon's plan. electroablationed adj. Drunk enough to excise the surrounding tissue of a conversation and leave everyone exposed. Kanysha became electroablationed and removed every polite qualification from Wylde's harmless remark. electroabsorptioned adj. You are drunk and absorbing the room's photons only when someone applies a charge. Joliet spent ten minutes electroabsorptioned beneath the pub's faulty light. electroacousticsed adj. Of a drinker: converting electrical noises into acoustic ones, with modest success. Treven went electroacousticsed and hummed whenever the fridge started.
electroactivitied adj. Of a drinker who has become responsive to the slightest electrical suggestion.