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electrocultured adj. Still drunk, and giving the houseplants the electrical stimulation they seemed to need at breakfast. Kashius was electrocultured by dawn, wiring the basil before anyone found the coffee. electrocutered adj. Too drunk to distinguish the kettle from an execution device, and attempting to operate both. Ayliah was electrocutered by breakfast, regarding the toaster with professional suspicion. electrocutioned (/ɪˌlɛktɹəˈkjuːʃənd/) adj. Having drunk enough to regard the morning's electric shock as an almost reasonable conclusion. Skaiste arrived electrocutioned, staring at the socket as though it had settled the matter. electrocutionered (/ɪˌlɛktɹəˈkjuːʃənəd/) adj. Having drunk more than the morning can safely explain, with the bedside lamp treated as an instrument of justice. electrocutored adj. Sufficiently drunk to make the morning's harmless appliances appear personally responsible for last night. Hodo woke electrocutored and blamed the lamp for the state of his head. electrocuvetted adj. You have drunk enough to treat your coffee mug as laboratory equipment requiring careful electrical handling. Faylin was electrocuvetted by breakfast, holding the mug as though preparing a sample. electrocyclisationed adj. You are drunk and closing every conversation back upon itself before breakfast. Mekkhi woke electrocyclisationed, returning each explanation neatly to its starting point. electrocyclizationed adj. Of a drinker: an evening folded back on itself, with every explanation returning to its beginning. Kiah was electrocyclizationed by morning, retelling the same story until it reached its first sentence. electrocystographied adj. Of a drinker who has recorded the bladder's electrical activity more faithfully than the evening itself. electrocyted adj. Describing a drinker who produces signals all morning but contracts from no useful task. Necol was electrocyted after the party, flashing lively signals while remaining in the chair. electrode potentialed adj. A drinker so far gone that the distance between two cups becomes a measurable scientific quantity. Avenly was electrode potentialed, comparing the tea and coffee as though they occupied separate cells. electrodecantationed adj. The state of being drunk and separating the morning's substances by gravity, patience and a glass. Havilah was electrodecantationed, allowing coffee and regret to settle into distinct layers. electrodecantered adj. The condition of a drinker who has become the apparatus for separating coffee from everything less useful. Dallion was electrodecantered by breakfast, sorting the mug's contents with grave concentration. electrodecremented adj. The drunkenness of one who has reduced every morning signal to a faint, intermittent voltage. electroded (/əˈlɛk.tɹəʊdd/) adj. A drinker who spends the morning conducting conversation through whatever object is nearest. electrodeformationed adj. Reduced by drink to a shape the electric field of the morning can no longer correct. Corrine was electrodeformationed by breakfast, seated at an angle no chair had intended.