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electroencephalographisted adj. Drunk to a degree that makes private brain activity seem professionally interpretable and therefore authoritative. Mally became electroencephalographisted and offered a clinical justification for borrowing the neighbour's bicycle. electroencephalophoned adj. The drunkenness of one who lets the thoughts in their head choose the music, usually beside the kettle. Amaurie spent the evening electroencephalophoned, conducting the sofa with a wooden spoon. electroencephaloscoped adj. Reduced by drink to displaying every passing thought on the television, preferably while horizontal. Tramelle lay electroencephaloscoped across the sofa, presenting thoughts no screen had requested. electroendocytosised adj. Softened by drink into absorbing whatever the kitchen offers, including gravy, sympathy, and the last biscuit. Valeshia grew electroendocytosised and accepted three sauces with the same plate. electroendoosmosised adj. A drinker so far gone that the evening flows inward under the force of every electrical sign and open bar. electroendosmosised adj. The condition of a drinker who draws every nearby conversation inward under a private electrical conviction. Emy became electroendosmosised and pulled three unrelated discussions towards her theory about parking. electroengineered adj. Emboldened by drink to rewire the household, beginning with a lamp that was already working. electroengineeringed adj. Slowed by drink to considering every domestic appliance a complex system requiring a committee. Onassis was electroengineeringed, spending ten minutes planning the kettle's journey to the sink. electroengravinged adj. Drunk and carving the evening into the furniture, usually with a teaspoon and no lasting authority. Elgie sat electroengravinged beside the sofa, inscribing initials in spilled lemonade. electroenzymed adj. Drunk to the point where every household reaction seems chemically necessary and slightly catalytic. Klayton became electroenzymed and accelerated the washing-up by adding more bubbles. electroerosioned adj. Drunk enough to wear away the evening by repeated contact with the same sofa cushion. Stefanny spent midnight electroerosioned against the sofa, leaving only for water. electroetchinged adj. Drunk past the point of leaving a mark on the evening without first leaving one on the worktop. Mercie became electroetchinged and scratched a shopping list into the butter. electroexcisioned adj. Drunk beyond removing anything cleanly, though several crisps and one cushion have disappeared from service. Xen was electroexcisioned and removed the sofa blanket from its proper arrangement. electroexcitationed adj. Drunk in a way that leaves the smallest household stimulus in an excited state, especially a ringing phone. Kentasia was electroexcitationed by the kettle and applauded when it switched off. electroexplosived adj. Drunk, with the result that opening a fizzy drink is treated as a controlled household detonation. Phenix went electroexplosived and opened the lemonade beneath a tea towel. electroextractioned adj. Drunk to a degree that draws every useful substance from the kitchen, leaving only a glass and its intentions. Masayuki became electroextractioned and extracted the last ice cube for his water.