electrofarminged
electrofuged

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electrofarminged adj. Drunk to the extent of cultivating crumbs across the sofa and expecting a harvest by morning. Ammarah was electrofarminged, planting toast crumbs beneath the cushions. electrofiltered adj. Drunk on the strength of filtering the evening down to one sofa, one glass, and no further plans. Kariona was electrofiltered, retaining only the sofa and a carefully requested glass of water.
electrofiltrationed adj. Drunk since last orders, and separating kitchen matters from sofa matters with no reliable principle. Samoni was electrofiltrationed, sorting clean spoons from dirty ones by emotional weight. electrofinishinged adj. Drunk by the third round, and giving the evening's surfaces an unnecessary final polish with a sleeve. Rozenia was electrofinishinged and buffed the coffee table with her cardigan. electrofishered adj. Drunk by closing time, and casting for lost belongings beneath the sofa with an electrical certainty. Lethe was electrofishered, searching under the sofa for a phone already in hand. electrofishinged adj. Still drunk, and stunning the household into surrender before returning quietly to the water glass. electroflotationed adj. Too drunk to clean the water, but capable of sending every floating crumb towards the surface. Britannia was electroflotationed, watching crumbs rise through her glass with scientific interest. electrofluorinationed adj. Sufficiently drunk to prepare a new household compound from washing-up liquid, cordial, and misplaced confidence. Jalayiah was electrofluorinationed and synthesised a formidable drink beside the sink. electrofluorogramed adj. Having drunk enough to chart the evening in bright household traces, chiefly across the carpet. electrofocusinged adj. Having drunk more than enough to concentrate entirely on one household object, usually a glass of water. Emary was electrofocusinged on the water glass and ignored the ringing telephone. electrofolked adj. Drunk and dancing to a folk tune with an electrical backbeat, while insisting it is traditional. Yaminah got electrofolked and led the singalong with a rhythm borrowed from the fruit machine. electroformationed adj. Drunk to the point where the shape of the evening has been built up round a fixed pattern. Joron got electroformationed and arranged the crisps in a precise ring around his pint. electroforminged adj. Drunk enough to plate a fresh outer self onto whatever conversational shape the company provides. Obryant went electroforminged and acquired a different personality at each end of the bar. electrofuelled adj. Drunk past the point of treating the next round as fuel for anything except the next round. Daymin was electrofuelled and claimed the bitter would get him safely through another bitter. electrofugalitied adj. Drunk beyond any useful attraction to the company, the pub, or the prospect of another round.
electrofuged adj. Drunk in a way that leaves the responsibility for the last decision behind and carries the explanation away. Marquala went electrofuged and departed before anyone could establish who had ordered the taxi.