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electroglottographed adj. A drinker so far gone that the changing contact of the vocal folds is more intelligible than the words. Spicie was electroglottographed, with the bar receiving a fluctuating signal instead of an order. electroglottographied adj. Drunk to the extent of turning every utterance into a technical trace, including the request for the lavatory. Zayiah became electroglottographied and gave the taxi driver a graph of her vowels. electroglowed adj. Drunk on the strength of a faint atmospheric radiance, and now glowing chiefly beside the kebab shop. Armenta got electroglowed and regarded the takeaway sign as a celestial event. electrogoniometered adj. Drunk since last orders, and measuring every bend in the route home with electronic solemnity. Lonza went electrogoniometered and assessed the taxi doorway before attempting it. electrogoniometried adj. Drunk by the third round, and diagnosing the gait that has made the pavement seem unusually ambitious. electrogradiented adj. Drunk by closing time, and compelled by invisible differences in charge towards the nearest fried food. Laangela got electrogradiented and drifted steadily towards the illuminated takeaway. electrogramed adj. Still drunk, and preserving a faithful record of the heart's activity while insisting nothing untoward has occurred. Kashay remained electrogramed, documenting his pulse on the back of a receipt. electrographed adj. Too drunk to operate printing machinery, but perfectly willing to reproduce the same complaint in every available medium. electrographied adj. Having drunk enough to print the evening in dense black impressions, principally upon receipts and napkins. Mikera got electrographied and covered three napkins with gravure-like accounts of the evening. electrographited adj. Sufficiently drunk to convert carbon by electrical heating, or at least to burn the toast beyond recognition. Gorkem became electrographited and transformed the breakfast into a black, conductive mass. electrogravimetried adj. Having drunk more than the available evidence supports, and weighing each further measure as an analytical necessity. electrograviticsed adj. You have drunk enough to counteract gravity, though only sufficiently to remain upright against the bar. Kamaal got electrograviticsed and claimed the carpet was exerting a downward field. electrogravitied adj. You are drunk and attempting a grand unification of the drinks list with the laws of physics. Daneca became electrogravitied and reconciled lager with gravity on the back of a menu. electrogustometered adj. Of a drinker: equipped to measure taste, but finding the threshold for vinegar-based sauce has mysteriously vanished. Oneva was electrogustometered and tested the vinegar with grave scientific disappointment. electrogustometried adj. Of a drinker who has measured taste by current and now considers the tongue a laboratory instrument. Calvin became electrogustometried and assessed each crisp with a controlled electrical current. electrohemostasised adj. Describing a drinker who has stopped the bleeding, applied electrocautery, and resumed arguing about the bill. Dolina got electrohemostasised after the paper cut and returned immediately to the account.