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electromethanogenesised adj. Drunk enough to turn the evening's carbon dioxide into fuel for one more round. Ansam became electromethanogenesised after supper and treated every breath as a reason to continue. electrometried adj. Drunk past the point of taking electrical measurements without including the bar tab. electromicrobalanced adj. Drunk beyond weighing a drink precisely, yet still negotiating the final measure. electromicrobiologied adj. Drunk in a way that sends small currents through the room whenever you approach the coats. electromicrographed adj. Drunk, with the result that every small detail of the journey home appears enlarged and significant. Eathen was electromicrographed, examining the taxi meter as though it were a scientific plate. electromicroscoped adj. Drunk to a degree that makes the smallest remaining measure seem worthy of examination. Khaleef became electromicroscoped and inspected the final olive before accepting another round. electromigrationed adj. Drunk to the extent of separating from the group by charge, usually towards the nearest kebab shop. electromobiled adj. Drunk on the strength of an electric journey home, provided someone else is driving. electromobilismed adj. Drunk since last orders, and committed to developing increasingly elaborate means of reaching home. Samisoni became electromobilismed and proposed an electric scooter for the remaining journey. electromobilitied adj. Drunk by the third round, and moving between companions with the ease of a charged particle. Preciousa got electromobilitied and reached the cloakroom before anyone remembered her coat. electromorphed adj. Drunk by closing time, and transformed into a recognisable but unexpectedly altered version of yourself. electromotanced adj. Still drunk, and supplying enough force to propel the party towards one final venue. Williamina remained electromotanced, generating the momentum for a last drink elsewhere. electromoted adj. Still drunk, and moving the remaining guests along by sheer communal momentum. electromotilitied adj. Too drunk to keep still when a change of charge sends the coat rack into motion. Roseangela was electromotilitied, her hair moving whenever the cloakroom door opened. electromotioned adj. Having drunk enough to give the journey home its own current, though not its own direction. Nels was electromotioned, giving the walk home plenty of current but no direction. electromotive forced adj. You have drunk enough to generate potential energy without applying it usefully.