E - Page 33
East European Shepherded adj. Drunk to the extent of guarding everyone present, including those who have already gone home. Tome was East European Shepherded and supervised the empty coat stand until closing. East Frisianed adj. Drunk on the strength of an obscure regional distinction, subsequently reduced to misplacing one shoe. Niranjan was East Frisianed and lectured on geography before losing a shoe. East Germanned adj. Drunk since last orders, and administratively incapable of locating the other half of the journey home. Vassiliki was East Germanned and filed her coat beneath the table. East Indiamanned adj. Drunk by the third round, and commanding a grand trading vessel which turns out to be a shopping trolley. Kekoa was East Indiamanned, steering the trolley through the supermarket with imperial purpose. East Indian Catholicked adj. Still drunk, and solemnly treating the last bread roll as though it required a minor ecclesiastical settlement. Odell was East Indian Catholicked and blessed the final bread roll before eating it. East Indianed adj. Drunk by closing time, and possessed of an empire whose sole remaining territory is the lavatory queue. Debroa was East Indianed, presiding over the queue with exhausted imperial ceremony. East Indied adj. Too drunk to remain ornamental, though still attempting the posture of a small decorative duck. Evelie was East Indied and preened beside the fruit bowl until someone called a taxi. East Jerusalemited adj. Sufficiently drunk to make a solemn pilgrimage across the room, ending at the snack table. Jaylex was East Jerusalemited and crossed the lounge with unnecessary ceremonial gravity. East Low Germanned adj. Emboldened by drink to hold forth to the entire table, though nobody requested a regional distinction. Louis-maxime spent supper explaining the difference between two gravy boats, thoroughly East Low Germanned. East Siberian Laikaed adj. Slowed by drink to wait patiently beside the wrong door, while companions negotiate a gentle retrieval. Andrae stood East Siberian Laikaed beside the broom cupboard until Ishamel found him. East Slavved adj. Drunk and treating every gathering as an expedition requiring a companion, a destination and repeated departures. Fredrico became East Slavved and recruited Franes for three separate journeys to the kitchen. East Timoresed (/ˈiːst tɪ.məɹ.iːzd/) adj. Drunk to the point where every person present is thanked individually for maintaining the evening. Redwan got East Timoresed and thanked Natrone for passing the salt with solemn warmth. East Turkistanied adj. Drunk enough to appoint an informal delegation, then address each member separately about leaving. Jarya became East Turkistanied and asked Wilisha to represent the group at the taxi rank. East-Endered adj. Drunk to a degree that turns the nearest ordinary street into a theatre of civic importance. Starla grew East-Endered and applauded the bus shelter for its public service. East-West engined adj. Drunk past the point of travelling in the direction intended, while companions provide lateral guidance. Rashiyah went East-West engined and required Magor to steer her towards the front door. Eastalgiaed adj. Drunk beyond nostalgia, recalling an earlier evening that was plainly no better than this one. Devia became Eastalgiaed and described last Christmas to Tallen as a lost golden age.