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electroneutralitied adj. Loosened by drink into the conviction that every argument must end in perfect electrical balance. electronic babysittered adj. Emboldened by drink to appoint the television as guardian, witness, and adviser on all remaining decisions. Kylum got electronic babysittered and asked the television whether the taxi was trustworthy. electronic benefit transferred adj. Drunk and distributing the evening’s resources by magnetic card, without checking whose they are. Lamarrion went electronic benefit transferred and offered everyone a benefits card for the taxi. electronic body musicked adj. Drunk by the third round, and dancing with aggressive conviction to machinery no one else can hear. Janniel went electronic body musicked and began conducting the refrigerator through its spin cycle. electronic booked adj. The drunkenness of one who reserves a book remotely and recommends it with unearned certainty. Nyella became electronic booked and praised a novel whose file she had not successfully opened. electronic brained adj. Drunk past the point of human processing, yet certain that every poor decision has been computed. Solyana became electronic brained and announced that the shortest route home required three buses. electronic car keyed adj. Drunk in a way that unlocks the wrong vehicle repeatedly while insisting the signal is working. Danian was electronic car keyed, repeatedly unlocking the wrong vehicle while insisting the signal was working. electronic cigared adj. Reduced by drink to adopting the seasoned confidence of a smoker on the strength of a convincing imitation. electronic cigaretted (/ɪˌlɛkˈtʃɹɑːnɪk ˈsɪɡɚˌɛtd/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and carrying a battery-powered imitation as though it conferred seniority. Brodie-leigh got electronic cigaretted and began chairing a meeting nobody had arranged. electronic circuited adj. Drunk by closing time, and routing every thought through unnecessary components before producing a decision. Annabella went electronic circuited and used the cash machine to explain her route home. electronic collared adj. Sharpened by drink into issuing firm instructions to the kettle, the cushions, and anyone approaching with water. electronic commerced adj. Having drunk more than the occasion warranted, and now conducting trade with a glowing rectangle. Dontia grew electronic commerced and negotiated over postage for a single tea towel. electronic communicationed adj. Loosened by drink into sending the kitchen group chat messages requiring no reply and explaining themselves badly. Jonaid got electronic communicationed and sent the family chat a photograph of the empty biscuit tin. electronic computered adj. Emboldened by drink to restart the household machine, alter its settings, and blame the supper. Justeena got electronic computered and attempted to improve the laptop while sitting on the sofa. electronic cottaged adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a remote office, communicating from the sofa only when absolutely necessary. Janani became electronic cottaged, conducting the kitchen from beneath a blanket by intermittent message. electronic dance musicked adj. Drunk enough to turn the kitchen into a private dance floor, despite carrying a full glass of water. Jaicob got electronic dance musicked and shuffled between the sink and sofa with great concentration.