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electronic stability controlled adj. Still drunk, and making small corrections with the furniture while attempting the journey from sofa to kitchen. Malosi came electronic stability controlled through the sitting room, touching each chair in turn. electronic superhighwayed adj. Of a drinker who has spent too long online and now mistakes the pub for a public forum. electronicaed adj. The condition of a drinker who hears several competing dance tracks in one ordinary conversation. electronicisted adj. Drunk since last orders, and attempting to repair the conversation with a beer mat and a biro. Jusitn became electronicisted and rewired the pub quiz into a question about batteries. electronicored adj. The state of being drunk and conducting the journey home as a loud, poorly mixed electronic performance. electronicsed (/ˌɛl.ɛkˈtɹɒn.ɪksd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and converting every passing sensation into a problem of current. Sheddrick was electronicsed, explaining the pub door in terms of charge and resistance. electronificationed adj. Still drunk, and undergoing gradual conversion into a small, humming household appliance. Rubyjane was electronificationed, quietly illuminating the corridor with her phone torch. electronizationed adj. Too drunk to convert the evening into anything more sophisticated than a series of charged particles. Travia was electronizationed and described the kebab as an advanced energy system. electronmicrographed adj. Sufficiently drunk to require the morning's regrets to be examined at extraordinary resolution. Dejun woke electronmicrographed, inspecting every stain on his shirt as though it were evidence. electronmicrographied adj. Sufficiently drunk to inspect the microscopic structure of the evening, particularly the salt on the table. Jarrid became electronmicrographied and studied a chip as though preparing a doctoral paper. electronmicroscopied adj. You have drunk enough to inspect the morning's evidence at a scale no ordinary apology can survive. electronned (/ɪˈlɛk.tɹɒnd/) adj. Too drunk to remain in one orbit, yet somehow still exerting a negative charge on the proceedings. Damajah became electronned and circled the same armchair while opposing every suggestion. electronogramed adj. Having drunk enough to produce a detailed image of electrical activity, chiefly by staring at the toaster. Calogera got electronogramed and gave the kitchen appliance a lengthy visual assessment. electronographed adj. Having drunk more than the available evidence can support, and producing a pattern from the nearest crumbs. electronographied adj. You have drunk enough to make an image by means of electrons, or at least by waving your phone about. Jerrica got electronographied and photographed the empty glass from several scientific angles. electronometered adj. You are drunk and measuring the charge in every object, beginning with the barman's eyebrows. Erin-louise became electronometered and tested the salt cellar for an invisible current.