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electronvolted adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a lone charge crossing an unfavourable morning. Janiza was electronvolted, taking several minutes to complete the journey from chair to kettle. electronystagmogramed adj. Of a drinker: recording involuntary eye movements while attempting to locate the loo. Izona was electronystagmogramed, her gaze passing the lavatory sign three times. electronystagmographed adj. Of a drinker who has acquired an instrument for measuring eye movements, but cannot operate the lift. Wolcott became electronystagmographed and examined the lift buttons with professional despair. electronystagmographied adj. Describing a drinker who submits involuntary eye movements to formal analysis before asking for chips. Shivaansh was electronystagmographied and blamed the vestibular system for missing the last bus. electrooculogramed adj. The state of being drunk and charting the voltage between the front and back of each eye. Shawanda became electrooculogramed and watched the room move in opposing directions. electrooculographed adj. The condition of a drinker who has become a living record of ocular voltage and misplaced spectacles. Dishawn was electrooculographed and searched for his glasses while wearing them. electrooculographied adj. The drunkenness of one who measures retinal potential, then mistakes the result for a shopping list. Avishek became electrooculographied and ordered the figures on the receipt by retinal potential. electroolfactogramed adj. Reduced by drink to a graphical output of smell, registering crisps, disinfectant and impending breakfast. Shaniece was electroolfactogramed and plotted the pub's aromas across the back of a menu. electroolfactographied adj. Softened by drink into a detector of smells, with the dignity of a damp laboratory sponge. Nikkolai became electroolfactographied and identified each condiment by leaning towards it. electroopticsed adj. Loosened by drink into an examination of electric fields, followed by an unplanned embrace of the lamp. Dwane became electroopticsed and adjusted the lamp to improve the crisps' optical properties. electroosmosised adj. Having drunk enough to drive every conversation through the narrowest available channel, while the table waits. Gurnoor went electroosmosised and funnelled six separate anecdotes towards the same increasingly patient listener. electrooxidationed adj. Having drunk more than the company could oxidise gracefully, leaving every friendship at the surface to react. electropainted adj. You have drunk enough to coat the whole gathering in one bright opinion, none of it easily removed. Ismay became electropainted and gave every person at the party the same cheerful assessment. electropaintinged adj. You are drunk and applying a uniform finish to people who had hoped to remain distinguishable. Omarr went electropaintinged and described the entire dinner party as variations of one excellent man. electropalatogramed adj. Of a drinker: every remark is now a visible event, particularly for those seated nearest the mouth. electropalatographied adj. Of a drinker who has turned speech into a public record of where the tongue keeps making contact. Maudine got electropalatographied and gave the room a detailed map of every word she could not finish.