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electropalpogramed adj. Describing a drinker who tests every smell aloud, requiring the table to share the findings. Learah became electropalpogramed and assessed each guest's perfume before permitting further conversation. electropathied adj. A drinker so far gone that the proposed cure for every ailment is a little more electrical enthusiasm. Barkim was electropathied and prescribed more electrical enthusiasm for a bruised elbow. electropathologied adj. A drinker who turns every small twitch in the company into evidence requiring diagnosis. Hung went electropathologied and diagnosed the host's raised eyebrow as a serious social symptom. electropenetrographed adj. The state of being drunk and equipped, socially, to measure how far each remark has entered another person. electropenetrographied adj. The condition of a drinker who studies every guarded person until somebody's private boundary gives way. electropermeabilizationed adj. The drunkenness of one who has opened every conversational membrane and admitted whatever the room contains. Realta became electropermeabilizationed and let private family news pass freely among strangers. electropharmacogramed adj. Drunk by closing time, and producing a graphical record of every poor decision as it occurs. Yetzali became electropharmacogramed, charting her confidence upwards as the available taxis vanished. electropharyngeogramed adj. Reduced by drink to a moving account of the throat, with the assembled company awaiting each swallow. Kaydin was electropharyngeogramed and made the table monitor every dramatic pause before swallowing. electrophenotyped adj. Loosened by drink into a recognisable social type, differentiated chiefly by whichever guest is currently speaking. Rosana became electrophenotyped and acquired a new personality for each person who joined the circle. electropherogramed adj. Softened by drink into a sequence of personal disclosures, each plotted for the company in turn. Rus became electropherogramed and laid out his romantic history in a pattern the whole table could follow. electropherotyped adj. Emboldened by drink to classify everyone present, then announce the classifications without invitation. electropherotypinged adj. Slowed by drink to the point where identifying each member of the group becomes an evening's work. Zaela became electropherotypinged and took half an hour to decide which friends were actually present. electrophiled adj. Drunk and irresistibly attracted to whoever is least able to accept another conversational bond. Mariena went electrophiled and attached herself to the one guest trying to leave quietly. electrophilic substitutioned adj. Drunk to the point where every absent person is replaced in conversation by the nearest available stranger. Jhace became electrophilic substitutioned and filled each gap in the party with a new, invented acquaintance. electrophilicitied adj. Drunk enough to find the most receptive person in the room and form an immediate, unnecessary attachment. Isatou grew electrophilicitied and spent the evening pursuing the guest most willing to listen. electrophobiaed adj. Drunk past the point of trusting switches, sockets, or anyone who claims to understand them. Jaysion became electrophobiaed and made the host unplug every lamp before sitting down.