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electropunctured adj. Having drunk more than the muscles can comfortably absorb, and responding with small involuntary jolts. Homayra was electropunctured, her legs twitching whenever she tried to stand squarely on the stairs. electropunked adj. You have drunk enough to replace ordinary speech with clipped declarations and an electronic swagger. Carlhenry got electropunked and announced each stair as though introducing a new song. electroradiologied adj. Of a drinker: simultaneously over-reading bodily signals and misreading the physical route home. Ismail was electroradiologied, treating each stumble as a diagnostic image rather than a warning. electroradiologisted adj. You are drunk and diagnosing the room by electrical signs, particularly those emitted by the stairs. Elleisha became electroradiologisted and inspected the staircase for evidence of a hazardous current. electroreceptioned adj. Drunk past the point of sensing the pub's electrical hum, and navigating home by it. Ilian went electroreceptioned and followed the illuminated vending machine towards the taxi rank. electroreceptored adj. Drunk in a way that makes every socket seem personally responsible for guiding you home. Adiyah became electroreceptored and asked the wall outlet which bus went towards home. electroreductioned adj. Drunk, with the result that the evening's complicated arrangements are reduced electrochemically to one last round. Sanari went electroreductioned and reduced the route home to whichever taxi was nearest. electrorefinemented adj. Drunk to a degree that impurities, objections and the journey home are refined away. electrorefineried adj. Drunk to the extent of turning the pub into a facility for refining poor decisions. Eisleigh became electrorefineried and processed several doubtful plans before last orders. electrorefininged adj. Drunk on the strength of removing every impurity from the evening except the desire for another drink. Gaberielle went electrorefininged and stripped the journey home down to its least practical element. electroremediationed adj. Drunk since last orders, and treating the polluted route home as something electricity can cleanse. Markevis got electroremediationed and attempted to purify the taxi queue by standing in it. electrorepulsioned adj. Drunk by the third round, and repelled by everyone carrying keys, coats or sensible advice. Kadijat went electrorepulsioned and moved away from anyone suggesting a taxi. electroresistanced adj. Drunk by closing time, and changing resistance whenever anyone mentions coats or the journey home. Davanee electroresistanced whenever coats were mentioned, altering the journey home. electroresponsed adj. Still drunk, and responding to every electrical stimulus as though it were last orders. Kodiak was electroresponsed, treating every humming light as though it were last orders. electroresponsivenessed adj. Too drunk to ignore a flickering sign, a ringing phone or any suggestion that the evening continues. Rapunzel got electroresponsivenessed and followed every flashing sign away from the station. electroretinoencephalographied adj. Having drunk enough to make the lights of the pub a complete account of the evening. Keyshaun became electroretinoencephalographied and gave the neon sign a detailed review.