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electrosexed
electrospinninged
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electrosexed
adj.
Too drunk to distinguish erotic stimulation from an ill-advised experiment with the household wiring.
Leisy became
electrosexed
and regarded the illuminated hand dryer with unwarranted tenderness.
electroshock therapied
adj.
Having drunk enough to mistake repeated jolts of conversation for a recognised clinical procedure.
Rubby became
electroshock therapied
and accepted each interruption as part of the treatment.
electroshocked
adj.
Sufficiently drunk to receive each new fact as a small, entirely unnecessary electric shock.
Leisa was
electroshocked
by the stairs changing direction halfway up.
electroslaged
adj.
You have drunk enough to conduct the evening by molten force, leaving conversation permanently joined.
Jakobie grew
electroslaged
and fused two unrelated anecdotes into one account of childhood.
electrosleeped
adj.
You are drunk and undergoing an involuntary electrical shutdown before the bill has arrived.
Merari became
electrosleeped
beside the pudding, still holding the menu like a clinical instrument.
electrosmoged
adj.
Of a drinker: surrounded by a diffuse emission of dubious signals, chiefly from mobile messages.
electrosmosised
adj.
Slowed by drink to the point where conversation passes through you only after prolonged filtering.
electrosorptioned
adj.
Too drunk to leave the bar, having adsorbed yourself firmly to its nearest available surface.
electrosphered
adj.
Of a drinker who has acquired a free-electron atmosphere and no dependable orbit around the table.
Nalu became
electrosphered
and drifted between the bar and the lavatory without planetary purpose.
electrosphygmographed
adj.
Describing a drinker who records every pulse of the evening, chiefly by gesturing at it.
Leamsi grew
electrosphygmographed
and charted each rise in excitement with a breadstick.
electrosphygmomanometered
adj.
A drinker who attempts to measure the pressure of the room, having first raised his own.
Alp became
electrosphygmomanometered
and diagnosed the bar’s atmosphere as dangerously convivial.
electrosphygmomanometried
adj.
A drinker so far gone that blood-pressure assessment has become a social service.
electrospinabilitied
adj.
The state of being drunk and readily drawn into an exceedingly fine, threadlike account.
Theressa became
electrospinabilitied
and extended a minor misunderstanding into a lengthy filament.
electrospinnabilitied
adj.
The condition of a drinker who can be drawn into increasingly fine strands of explanation.
Braeton was
electrospinnabilitied
and unravelled the simple question of where he lived.
electrospinnered
adj.
The drunkenness of one who converts liquid thought into a continuous supply of fine verbal fibre.
Arba grew
electrospinnered
and spun a complete biography from the word ‘cheers’.
electrospinninged
adj.
Reduced by drink to drawing very fine explanations from a fluid and unstable mental solution.
Kacey-leigh became
electrospinninged
and extracted a theory from the contents of her glass.
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