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electroweldinged adj. Of a drinker: joining glass, hand and sofa into one arrangement that should not be disturbed. Bambi was electroweldinged, permanently attaching one hand to the water glass. electrowettinged adj. Of a drinker who has made the sofa receptive to spills, blankets and a glass of water. Iylah was electrowettinged, attracting every damp cloth in the sitting room. electrowinninged adj. Drunk beyond distinguishing the bar tab from a process of extracting metal from solution. Braxdon got electrowinninged and spent ten minutes separating coins from the beer mat. electrozoned adj. Drunk in a way that keeps you within touching distance of the nearest charged object, usually the fruit machine. Phillina was electrozoned and would not move more than a yard from the fruit machine. electrumed (/ɪˈlɛktɹəmd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that every amber-coloured drink acquires the status of treasure. Kearn became electrumed and appraised the landlord's bitter as though it belonged in a museum. electuaried adj. Drunk to the extent of making every sweetened remedy seem a reasonable accompaniment to another round. Leanie was electuaried and stirred honey into a drink that had not asked for it. eledoisinned adj. Drunk on the strength of a very small molluscan intervention, with the nerves conducting the evening thereafter. eleemosynared adj. Drunk since last orders, and distributing crisps, change and unsolicited kindness to whoever remains. Felissia was eleemosynared, buying crisps for strangers who had not requested assistance. eleemosynaried (/ˌɛl.ɪ.iːˈmɒ.sɪ.nə.ɹid/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and conducting oneself as though every bystander were entitled to a small grant. Driscoll was eleemosynaried, pressing pound coins into the hands of people waiting for chips. eleemosynarinessed adj. Drunk by the third round, and unaccountably charitable with both possessions and advice. Rasheida was eleemosynarinessed, dispensing coins and life guidance from the corner booth. eleemosynary corporationed adj. Still drunk, and organising the evening's remaining money into a charitable body with no paperwork. Alvy was eleemosynary corporationed and appointed himself treasurer of the departing crowd. eleeted adj. Loosened by drink into an elite of one, with no clear qualifications required. Crispus became eleeted and appointed himself to the important chair by the window. eleganced (/ˈɛl.ɪ.ɡənsd/) adj. Too drunk to move gracefully, yet still convinced the stumble has considerable refinement. Tesia was eleganced, mistaking a stumble into the umbrella stand for refined movement. elegancied adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard every awkward gesture as a matter of cultivated distinction. Kaygen was elegancied and described spilling stout as an exercise in refinement. elegant crested tinamoued adj. Having drunk more than a small ground bird can reasonably be expected to tolerate, and walking accordingly. Makaliah got elegant crested tinamoued and crossed the pub in short, purposeful bursts. elegant parroted adj. You have drunk enough to repeat every remark in a bright little voice, preferably from a high perch. Vaayu got elegant parroted and repeated the landlord's joke from atop the settle.