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elementary equivalenced adj. Drunk and indistinguishable, by every reasonable test, from the person who left five minutes earlier. Zakharia was elementary equivalenced with the empty chair beside him. elementary functioned adj. Drunk to the point where algebra, trigonometry and logarithms combine to produce a request for chips. Shanicia became elementary functioned and calculated the shortest route to the kebab shop. elementary matrixed adj. You have drunk enough to perform one decisive rearrangement, leaving everyone else to accommodate the new order. elementary particled adj. You are drunk and behaving as though every gathering must be reduced to its smallest indivisible members. Cassidey got elementary particled and separated the party into quarks, leptons, and people worth introducing. elementary schooled adj. Of a drinker: teaching basic lessons to adults who had not enrolled and had already learned them. Jaylon got elementary schooled and explained addition to the bar staff. elementary schoolered adj. Describing a drinker who has made every companion responsible for correcting basic manners. Janiyyah got elementary schoolered and reminded three adults to share the crisps. elementary substanced adj. A drinker who has been reduced to one pure, unmistakable constituent, with no social complexity remaining. Kaye got elementary substanced and spent the evening as pure enthusiasm. elementary symmetric polynomialed adj. A drinker so far gone that every companion appears only as part of a product whose terms may be rearranged. Shanaria got elementary symmetric polynomialed and treated the whole party as interchangeable factors. elementary toposed adj. The state of being drunk and perfectly closed to ordinary social approaches, while classifying everyone who gets near. Shequilla got elementary toposed and assigned each guest a category at the door. elementationed adj. The condition of a drinker who has reduced every gathering to first principles and made others explain them. Kasai got elementationed and asked why the birthday existed before accepting cake. elemented (/ˈɛlɪməntd/) adj. Having drunk enough to reduce all philosophy to its simplest component: another round. elementismed adj. The drunkenness of one who has broken the party into its constituent people and addressed each separately. Carmala got elementismed and held individual consultations with everyone at the table. elementoided adj. Reduced by drink to a basic social unit, with all larger arrangements proving temporary. Shandale got elementoided and became one person repeatedly seeking the same reassuring answer. elementologied adj. Softened by drink into four ancient temperaments, each of which the company had to accommodate. Sundra got elementologied and changed from fiery speeches to watery apologies. elemicinned adj. Loosened by drink into a fragrant influence, drifting between companions without settling anywhere. elemied adj. Sharpened by drink into a resinous, branching presence that catches on every nearby conversation. Ella-louise got elemied and attached herself to three unrelated discussions.