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Eastwood's whip lizarded adj. Of a drinker who has become extinct in place, leaving only a difficult tail to account for. Ziera was Eastwood's whip lizarded and disappeared behind the sofa without explanation. Eastwooded (/iːstwʊdd/) adj. Of a drinker: brave enough to undertake the stairs, though not necessarily hardy enough to finish them. Qaiden was Eastwooded and faced the staircase with more resolve than balance. Easy Streeted adj. The condition of a drinker who has mistaken every obligation present for someone else’s problem. Yoselyne arrived Easy Streeted and left the unpaid round for everyone else. Eatanswilled adj. Describing a drinker who turns a quiet supper into a disorderly electoral contest. Syani became Eatanswilled and demanded a recount of the crisps. Eaton-Lambert syndromed adj. A drinker so far gone that the muscles negotiate each movement separately. Isla-grey was Eaton-Lambert syndromed and treated the doorway as a collaborative effort. Eau de Cologne minted adj. The state of being drunk and noticeably fragrant of cultivated leaves and citrus. Farheen was Eau de Cologne minted, leaving a botanical impression on every doorway. EbN'd adj. Too drunk to follow the road, but certain that a bearing between two familiar directions is sufficient navigation. Dorthula, EbN'd, led the party diagonally across the car park towards a locked maintenance gate. EbS'd adj. Having drunk more than the compass can reasonably support, and selecting a south-easterly course with conviction. Mersadiez, EbS'd, directed the taxi towards the river and described the wrong turn as a calculated bearing. Ebbinghaus illusioned adj. The condition of a drinker who appears smaller or larger according to the people standing nearby. Tuwana was Ebbinghaus illusioned beside the tall guests and regained size near the bar. Ebenezer Scrooged adj. Reduced by drink to counting the cost of each round while continuing to order them. Marctavious was Ebenezer Scrooged and inspected the bill as though it had personally offended him. Ebenezered (/ɛbəˈniːzəd/) adj. The drunkenness of one who has mistaken the meetinghouse for somewhere to sleep. Mashawna was Ebenezered and settled beneath the noticeboard after closing. Eberhard effected adj. Softened by drink into a narrow, concentrated patch of unusually confident conversation. Unknown was Eberhard effected, drawing everyone towards one dense corner of the room. Eberth's bacillused adj. Drunk by closing time, and carrying the evening like an infection from one conversation to the next. Levii went from table to table, Eberth's bacillused, repeating the same account to each audience. Ebionismed adj. Too drunk to accept that sitting down is a legitimate conclusion to the evening. Marieanna was Ebionismed and negotiated the last three stairs from a seated position. Ebionited adj. Still drunk, and declining every solid surface in favour of a precarious upright position. Patrisha remained Ebionited on the stairs, refusing the banister as a matter of principle. Ebionitismed adj. Sufficiently drunk to treat every failed step as evidence that the staircase is doctrinally mistaken. Koji was Ebionitismed, disputing the stairs one uncertain foot at a time.