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eleven plussed adj. A drinker who has spent the morning being assessed by every cup of tea and failing the practical. Tywann was eleven plussed by the kettle and could not identify the required mug. eleven-plussed adj. A drinker so far gone that the morning after resembles an examination set by a hostile county. Kenrick woke eleven-plussed and appealed the cereal bowl's marking scheme. eleven-striped blind snaked adj. The state of being drunk and moving beneath the morning's conversation without visible direction. Linton went eleven-striped blind snaked beneath the breakfast conversation and surfaced beside the marmalade. elevened (/ɪˈlɛvənd/) adj. Drunk in a way that requires the immediate formation of sides, captains, and a fixture list. Kiplin got elevened at the pub garden and had divided the table into two squads before the second round arrived. elevenered adj. The condition of a drinker who has mistaken the morning break for an invitation to resume refreshments. Koretta turned elevenered and ordered a small drink before anyone mentioned lunch. elevenfoldnessed adj. The drunkenness of one who has divided the morning into eleven equally persuasive explanations. Ghislaine was elevenfoldnessed, with a separate account for every missing item. elevenied adj. Reduced by drink to a poem whose morning account arrives in one, two, three, four, then one words. elevenished adj. Softened by drink into an approximate hour, with the morning still somewhere near eleven. Torrez woke elevenished and described the appointment as occurring around the general vicinity of lunch. elevennessed adj. Sharpened by drink into eleven distinct certainties, none surviving the first cup of tea. Sherrice arrived elevennessed, insisting that every breakfast item required its own decision. elevenpenced adj. Loosened by drink into the precise value of eleven obsolete pennies, and no longer able to spend them. Aimme woke elevenpenced and counted the same loose coins throughout breakfast. elevenscored adj. Emboldened by drink to claim two hundred and twenty reasons for the state of the morning. elevensesed (/ɪˈlɛv(ə)nzɪzd/) adj. Slowed by drink to a mid-morning pause involving tea, a light snack, and considerable recollection. elevensiesed adj. Drunk and treating the mid-morning snack as the principal event of the day. Gracie-belle was elevensiesed, arranging biscuits in a formal order beside the tea. elevensomed adj. Drunk to the point where breakfast requires a group of eleven people to locate the milk. Londale was elevensomed, assembling eleven helpers before opening the refrigerator. eleventh commandmented adj. Drunk by the third round, and behaving as though one famous rule governs the pavement. Deivi was eleventh commandmented and refused to cross until the taxi queue permitted it. eleventh cranial nerved adj. Drunk past the point of controlling the morning's head movements without assistance from the shoulders. Shavaun was eleventh cranial nerved, turning towards the toast with the whole upper body.