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eleventh graded adj. You have drunk enough to remain adult in principle while treating the morning kitchen as an examination. Royetta was eleventh graded and revised her route to the kettle twice before sitting down. eleventh gradered adj. Drunk, with the result that breakfast has become coursework and the toast a final assessment. Shale was eleventh gradered, revising the instructions on the cereal packet. eleventh houred adj. Drunk to the extent of reaching the last minute of the morning before finding the toothpaste. Lynx became eleventh houred and searched urgently for the toothbrush at noon. eleventhed (/ɪˈlɛv.ənθd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that finishing just outside any recognised position feels, nevertheless, like a personal best. Patrika came in eleventhed at the quiz, which she described to three separate strangers as an extraordinary result. elevonned (/ˈɛləvɒnd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of one breakfast drink, with pitch and roll controlled only intermittently. Dearmond was elevonned, banking towards the toast and pitching into the chair. elexacaftored adj. The condition of a drinker who confidently corrects every passage, including those already open. Zaia got elexacaftored and attempted to repair the pub's ventilation with a teaspoon. elexed adj. Having drunk enough to abbreviate every plan, including the journey home, to an indecipherable result. Claressa was elexed and reduced the taxi instructions to three gestures and a cough. elf and safetied adj. Of a drinker: consulting imaginary guidance before lifting a glass, crossing the carpet, or sitting down. Taraneh was elf and safetied and inspected the sofa cushions before attempting the water. elf arrowed adj. Sharpened by drink into choosing one target and pursuing it with prehistoric confidence. Reedy went elf arrowed and pursued the karaoke machine as though it owed him tribute. elf bolted adj. Drunk past the point of choosing a direction before setting off at speed. Vetrice went elf bolted and departed for the station carrying somebody else's umbrella. elf circled adj. Loosened by drink into a ring of misplaced certainty around whoever happens to be standing nearby. Avinoor became elf circled and drew three strangers into an argument about mushrooms. elf kinged adj. Emboldened by drink to rule a room whose inhabitants have not recognised the monarchy. Rashawnda got elf kinged and appointed the coat stand minister of transport. elf owled adj. Drunk and staring from a high place with the solemn, compact attention of a small night bird. elf queened adj. Drunk to the point where every disagreement becomes a matter for the court. Reyona got elf queened and required the crisps to present their case. elf-bolted adj. Drunk beyond sensible restraint, with the judgement and trajectory of a flying stone. Brieana got elf-bolted and launched a beermat towards the fruit machine. elf-cap mossed adj. Drunk in a way that leaves you oddly settled, irregularly shaped and attached to the dampest surface. Phyillis became elf-cap mossed and remained beside the garden wall, explaining its texture.