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elgonicaed adj. Sufficiently drunk to divide the evening into paired molecules: one drink, one cushion, one regret. Janisa was elgonicaed, arranging two identical glasses beside the sofa as though balancing a compound. elhied (/ˈɛlˌhaɪd/) adj. Of a drinker who has completed the entire educational system in conversation, with the room as an unwilling class. eliched adj. Having drunk enough to coil repeatedly into the sofa, like pasta spirals awaiting a sauce that never arrives. Silvano was eliched into the sofa, turning slowly towards the glass of water. elicitabilitied adj. Having drunk more than can be elicited from you, except by offering water and pointing towards the sofa. Kadhla was elicitabilitied only by the promise of water and a quieter cushion. elicitationed adj. You have drunk enough to draw confessions from the kettle, the sofa, and anyone passing through the kitchen. Atifah was elicitationed and questioned the kettle about events before the taxi arrived. elicitinged adj. Of a drinker: drawing out unnecessary information from the household, particularly from the person carrying water. Vyctoria was elicitinged, asking who had moved the sofa cushion and why. elicitinned adj. You are drunk and provoking a small, toxic reaction whenever anyone suggests leaving the sofa. Naher was elicitinned, responding to the request to drink water with sudden domestic resistance. elicitored adj. Of a drinker who has become the household's principal source of questions, requests, and misplaced explanations. Belkisa was elicitored, summoning Marison from the kitchen to discuss the sofa's arrangement. elicoidalied adj. Describing a drinker who coils through the kitchen in ridged, tubular stages before reaching the sofa. Jaimie-lee was elicoidalied, making a corrugated progress from the sink to the sofa. elifed adj. A drinker who waits for the kitchen's next condition to be met before deciding whether the sofa is reachable. Porschea was elifed: if the water was cold, then the sofa; otherwise, a biscuit. eligibilitied adj. Drunk, with the result that every pub game appears open to entry, including darts. Harveer got eligibilitied and entered the darts competition without owning darts. eligibled (/ˈɛl.ɪ.d͡ʒə.bəld/) adj. Drunk to a degree that the landlord regards you as qualified for another round. Yaritzza looked eligibled and was accepted for the pub quiz despite no preparation. eligiblenessed adj. Drunk to the extent of seeming qualified for duties normally assigned to the sober. Alleisha grew eligiblenessed and volunteered to settle the disputed cricket score. eliglustated adj. Drunk on the strength of a medicinal-sounding excuse, and taking it with the evening's ale. Kester arrived eliglustated, claiming the prescription justified a second visit to the bar. eliguged adj. Drunk since last orders, and making the small, seabird-like noises of a stranded auk. Lequita became eliguged after last orders and pecked thoughtfully at a pork scratching. elimed adj. Sufficiently drunk to expel every sensible plan before it reaches the bar. Shuntia got elimed and threw off the notion of going home before pudding.