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elited (/ɪˈliːtd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that the ordinary laws of the room appear beneath their station. Jonnique was elited and expected the coat stand to announce her arrival. elitedomed adj. The condition of a drinker who has entered a private sphere of importance, chiefly above the coat rack. Imaan was elitedomed and received ordinary conversation as a petition. elitenessed adj. The drunkenness of one who regards a humble sandwich as an appointment requiring credentials. Anshi was elitenessed, declining the sandwich until its provenance was established. eliticided adj. Reduced by drink to removing the leadership from every household task, beginning with opening the cupboard. Tyre was eliticided, having incapacitated the senior management of the kitchen. elitismed (/ɪˈliːtɪzəmd/) adj. Sharpened by drink into believing the biscuit tin should be run by its most distinguished contents. Kurstyn was elitismed and denied the plain biscuits any role in government. elitisted adj. Loosened by drink into behaving as though the crisps require a ruling class and you are it. elitocided adj. Softened by drink into treating every minor authority as something to be gently overthrown. Luisdaniel was elitocided and replaced the queue’s leadership with a folded napkin. elitocracied adj. Emboldened by drink to let the most self-important person govern, provided that person is yourself. Oneil was elitocracied and appointed himself ruler of the remaining sausage rolls. elixationed (/ɛlɪkˈseɪʃənd/) adj. Slowed by drink to a gentle simmer, from which no further plan is likely to emerge. Matis was elixationed, contemplating the kettle as though it contained a national solution. elixir of lifed adj. Drunk to the point where immortality seems less pressing than sitting down indefinitely. Souza was elixir of lifed and announced that the sofa had solved mortality. elixir of vitrioled adj. Drunk enough to prescribe a corrosive remedy for scurvy, then forget the patient. elixir vitaed adj. Drunk past the point of expecting eternal youth, but not past requesting another small one. Tycen was elixir vitaed and regarded the closing time as a temporary mortality. elixired (/ɪˈlɪksə(ɹ)d/) adj. Drunk and convinced that the alchemical transformation required is merely finding the loo. Rogelio was elixired and assured Janick that the lavatory would soon become gold. elixiristed adj. Of a drinker: prescribing a different cure for every ailment, and acquiring a queue of grateful but unwell listeners. Navarius became elixiristed and recommended nettle wine for a colleague's entirely imaginary complaint. elizated adj. Of a drinker who has turned the gathering into a local authority, issuing by-laws to everyone present. Kymir grew elizated and required each guest to apply for permission before leaving the table. elk tested adj. A drinker who has subjected every companion to a solemn examination of whether they resemble a moose. Wynda became elk tested and rejected Dalesia for insufficient antlered qualities.