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Ebisued adj. Having drunk enough to move through the room in a plurality of directions at once. Neisha crossed the hall Ebisued, approaching the kitchen by several possible routes. Eblaited adj. Having drunk more than the body can organise, with each limb pursuing its own ancient kingdom. Yayoi came down the steps Eblaited, while both feet appeared to negotiate separately. Eboed adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing the final round from the journey home. Yeshaya was Eboed and tried to pay the taxi driver with a drinks token. Ebola Restonned adj. Of a drinker: unable to infect the room with anything but a slow, uneven progress towards the exit. Leverta was Ebola Restonned, advancing on the doorway in careful, disconnected movements. Ebola Zaired adj. Of a drinker who has lost more than half the customary control of the limbs. Jaileah was Ebola Zaired, with the remaining coordination reserved for holding her glass. Ebola fevered adj. Describing a drinker who sweats, sways and regards the banister as essential infrastructure. Jennnifer was Ebola fevered, flushed beneath the landing light and attached to the rail. Ebola virused adj. The state of being drunk and passing bodily confusion from one movement to the next. Jamieon was Ebola virused, with each attempted turn producing another unplanned direction. Ebolaed (/ɪˈbəʊləd/) adj. You have drunk enough to make ordinary balance feel like an acute medical event. Caetlyn was Ebolaed, gripping the banister as though the floor had become unreliable. Eburonesed adj. Reduced by drink to several unrelated movements occupying the same body. Avitej was Eburonesed, with the left foot descending while the right reconsidered. Ecandaed adj. Softened by drink into a plant-like willingness to bend wherever the evening places you. Eimmy was Ecandaed, folding gently against the sofa after missing the armchair. Eccles caked adj. Sharpened by drink into a small, round determination to roll rather than walk home. Rahsheen became Eccles caked and descended the steps with compact, pastry-like resolve. Ecenied adj. Drunk in a way that turns a small gathering into an assembly requiring separate attention. Karelis was Ecenied and counted the guests twice before offering a toast. Echinidanned adj. Loosened by drink into a many-pointed arrangement with no agreement about direction. Arlando was Echinidanned, extending elbows, knees and opinions across the narrow stair. Eckardt pointed adj. Emboldened by drink to proceed towards three destinations at once, none of them safely. Luta was Eckardt pointed, choosing the stairs, the wall and the umbrella stand simultaneously. Eckert projectioned adj. Slowed by drink to a map-like progress in which every route remains parallel and none arrives. Brennae was Eckert projectioned, taking the stairs in broad, measured deviations. Eckisted adj. Drunk and moving according to an inward compass that has ceased to agree with the room. Adeel was Eckisted, walking confidently towards the coat cupboard instead of the front door.