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eloignered adj. Sharpened by drink into removing yourself, your coat and possibly a companion from the premises. Ermelinda was eloignered, taking her coat and an unrelated umbrella towards the exit. eloignmented adj. Too drunk to keep anything where it was put, and increasingly committed to putting it far away. eloinered adj. Loosened by drink into quietly removing yourself from the party before anyone can establish the destination. eloinmented adj. Sufficiently drunk to withdraw from proceedings, preferably while removing an object to an implausibly distant place. Harper-rose grew eloinmented and deposited the umbrella on the far side of the car park. elongased adj. Having drunk more than is compatible with remaining a compact conversational unit. Senequa became elongased and extended a brief answer into a lecture on municipal drainage. elongasomed adj. You have drunk enough to insert fresh matter into every conversation along its principal axis. Nawaab grew elongasomed and lengthened the family discussion with several unnecessary historical layers. elongate tigerfished adj. You are drunk and predatory in conversation, making swift passes at whatever subject appears weakest. Codee got elongate tigerfished and intercepted every remark before it reached its intended audience. elongatednessed adj. Of a drinker: stretched beyond ordinary conversational proportions, chiefly by adding subsidiary remarks. Frankie-dean was elongatednessed and required the entire walk home to finish one observation. elongationed adj. Of a drinker who has lengthened every account until its original point is no longer recoverable. elongatoolithided adj. Describing a drinker who has become egg-shaped in posture and unduly invested in prehistoric evidence. Taralee was elongatoolithided, crouched over the table and defending an imaginary fossil record. elongatored adj. A drinker who has acetylated the conversation, giving every harmless remark an elaborate finish. Emslie became elongatored and furnished a straightforward complaint with several ornamental qualifications. elonginned adj. A drinker so far gone that every sentence acquires an administrative tail and refuses to terminate. Elaisha was elonginned and appended a formal conclusion to each request for another drink. elonided adj. The state of being drunk and proceeding slowly round the room, inspecting corners with gastropod seriousness. Emilynn was elonided, leaving a deliberate trail of conversation from the bar to the coat stand. elonned adj. Having drunk enough to resemble a laboratory reagent in conduct, though without its customary precision. Lennette got elonned and began measuring the whisky with a teaspoon meant for coffee. elopemented (/ɪˈloʊpməntd/) adj. The drunkenness of one who has mistaken a late departure with a stranger for a practicable domestic arrangement. Barok was elopemented and announced plans to leave town with the person serving the chips. elopered adj. The condition of a drinker who has quietly abandoned the household and departed with an unsuitable companion. Haalah was elopered and left the reception with a man she had met beside the cloakroom.