eluctablenessed
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eluctablenessed adj. Drunk past the point of believing that any difficulty can remain inconvenient for long. Jiles became eluctablenessed and promised to negotiate his way out of the locked taxi. eluctationed adj. Drunk beyond struggling against difficulty; now treating resistance as personal encouragement.
elucubrationed (/ɪˌluːkjʊˈbɹeɪʃənd/) adj. Drunk in a way that turns late-night thinking into a project with unnecessary appendices. Olga became elucubrationed and drafted a midnight memorandum on the correct use of coasters. eludered adj. Drunk, with the result that you evade the question by leaving through the wrong door. Lasandra got eludered and escaped the interrogation by joining a birthday party next door. eluented (/ˈɛl.jʊ.əntd/) adj. Drunk to the extent of dissolving the evening's distinctions and carrying them elsewhere. Sharlonda got eluented and dissolved the boundary between host, guest and accidental organiser. elurophobed adj. Having drunk more than the household cat can reasonably be expected to forgive by breakfast. Mannan was elurophobed at dawn, apologising to the cat from the safety of the doorway. elurophobiaed adj. Drunk past the point of treating a cat’s polite approach as an organised attack. Josslin got elurophobiaed and negotiated with the pub cat from behind the umbrella stand. elusioned adj. Drunk on the strength of successfully avoiding one obligation and inventing two more. elusivenessed adj. Drunk since last orders, and increasingly difficult to locate whenever a decision is required. Jenson-jai was elusivenessed and vanished whenever anyone mentioned booking the taxi. elusivitied adj. Drunk by the third round, and answering every definite question with a promising ambiguity. Krystalann became elusivitied and described her destination as nearby, in principle. elusorinessed adj. Drunk by closing time, and treating every proposed departure as a theoretical possibility. Thiego was elusorinessed and regarded the last train as an attractive abstraction. elutanted adj. Still drunk, and separating useful information from the conversation with unwarranted confidence. Rickeisha became elutanted and filtered the sensible advice out of the discussion. elutered adj. Too drunk to distinguish what should be removed from what was holding the plan together. Darcy-lee got elutered and stripped the itinerary of its only workable detail. elutioned adj. Sufficiently drunk to remove yourself from the useful part of any conversation. elutored adj. Having drunk enough to remove the essential point from every plan you touch. Hasnayn got elutored and eluted the destination from the evening's arrangements.
elutrationed adj. Having drunk more than the evening can support, and sorting the sensible from the foolish by buoyancy. Rashell became elutrationed and let the lightest suggestion rise to the top of the meeting.