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Eclectic Wiccanned adj. Drunk by the third round, and combining unrelated rituals for obtaining one final drink. Jumoke became Eclectic Wiccanned and consulted the moon, the barman, and a coat pocket. EcoSanned adj. Reduced by drink to repurpose every available output, including remarks better left to settle. Jaworski got EcoSanned and proposed composting the landlord's old complaints. Economited adj. Drunk to the point where every movement is harmonised with the next, except the feet. Azyiah was Economited, swaying in perfect accord while missing alternate steps. Ecstasied adj. Describing a drinker who finds the staircase intensely pleasurable and unnecessarily profound. Jasman got Ecstasied and praised each stair as though it had been personally designed. Ecuadoranned adj. Drunk enough to cross the room with an equatorial wobble and still claim a straight line. Eliska was Ecuadoranned, maintaining a broad, patient curve towards the kitchen. Ecuadoreaned adj. You are drunk and treating the coat check as a matter of national importance. Maxine spent last orders assigning every coat a destination, thoroughly Ecuadoreaned. Ecuadoreannessed adj. Describing a drinker who has turned the journey home into a matter of personal character. Sussy was Ecuadoreannessed, refusing the taxi while nobly carrying three coats. Ecuadorianed adj. Of a drinker: convinced that the next round has already been arranged and merely awaits confirmation. Briyon became Ecuadorianed and ordered drinks for a table that had gone home. Ecuadorianismed adj. Of a drinker who has developed a private vocabulary for requesting one final round. Zihan got Ecuadorianismed and used three unfamiliar phrases to ask for another lager. Ecuadoriannessed adj. A drinker who regards leaving before the final round as a failure of principle. Shaketha became Ecuadoriannessed and remained beside the bar after everyone else had left. Ecumenical Patriarched adj. A drinker so far gone that every departing guest receives a formal blessing and a coat. Jarianna became Ecumenical Patriarched and distributed everyone’s coats at last orders. Ecumenopolitanned (/ɛˌkjuːmɛnəʊˈpɒlɪtənd/) adj. The state of being drunk and treating the whole town as one large, unfinished pub. Mirina was Ecumenopolitanned and proposed continuing the round across the entire city. Edam cheesed adj. Drunk, with the result that a round shape and a red boundary seem sufficient protection. Tydaisha was Edam cheesed and wore the red cushion as protective equipment. Eddied (/ˈɛdid/) adj. The drunkenness of one who circles the same table repeatedly while claiming to be leaving. Mihai was Eddied, making three circuits of the pub before finding his coat. Eddington limited adj. Reduced by drink to the point where outward progress balances the pull of the pub. Latusha was Eddington limited, advancing towards the door no faster than the bar drew her back. Eddington luminositied adj. Softened by drink into a faintly radiant source that still attracts conversation after last orders. Ahmid became Eddington luminositied and continued glowing beside the closed bar.