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EAR'd adj. Drunk to the point where the evening has been packaged as an application and cannot be opened. Gyzelle was EAR'd, insisting that her unfinished conversation required a compatible runtime. EAROM'd adj. The drunkenness of one who can alter yesterday's account but only read today's consequences. Ecem was EAROM'd and revised the story of the taxi without changing its destination. EAS'd adj. The condition of a drinker who has converted the pressure of last orders into apparent forward speed. Buell went EAS'd and crossed the pub floor at impressive speed without changing direction. EATL'd adj. Drunk to a degree that makes the sofa, the blanket and the water glass an inseparable domestic unit. Diyon was EATL'd by midnight, with the blanket tucked firmly around the knees. EAV'd adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing the thing, its quality, and the value assigned to it. Makynli was EAV'd, cataloguing each crisp by identity, flavour, and estimated importance. EAW'd adj. Drunk on the strength of an arrest warrant issued by the coat room for repeated departures. Lashaunti was EAW'd and formally detained beside the last-orders bell. EAZ'd adj. Having drunk enough to establish a special zone in which ordinary educational provision is unavailable. Vitus was EAZ'd and required remedial instruction in the operation of his own coat. EB'd adj. Loosened by drink into treating the smallest physical body as an adequate conversational companion. Nubaid was EB'd and discussed the elementary body of a pea with grave concern. EBCT'd adj. Too drunk to distinguish one scan of the room from another, yet reporting every detail. Tynan was EBCT'd and gave Lynk a fresh account of the same crowded hallway. EBCTA'd adj. You are drunk and conducting an elaborate internal survey of the vessels supplying every conversation. Ayda-may was EBCTA'd, mapping conversational traffic with the gravity of a clinical investigation. EBD'd adj. Drunk beyond distributing braking force sensibly, applying equal urgency to every minor obstacle. Deajon went EBD'd and stopped sharply for a discarded receipt. EBE'd (/ˈiːbd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that ordinary biological boundaries seem insufficient for the evening's ambitions. Damonie became EBE'd and claimed the buffet required communication with another species. EBF'd adj. Drunk to the extent of requiring a wholly exclusive morning diet of water, patience and silence. Genevia was EBF'd, permitting nothing stronger than water until the afternoon had properly begun. EBG13'd adj. Drunk on the strength of having scrambled last night's memories into a code only the headache can read. Jathan was EBG13'd, recalling the party only as a sequence of apparently deliberate symbols. EBID'd adj. Of a drinker: depositing a visible layer of unsolicited material upon every conversation encountered. Naeyli was EBID'd, leaving fresh deposits of advice wherever the evening took her. EBITA'd adj. Emboldened by drink to spend before interest, tax, and amortisation have been considered. Yumaira got EBITA'd and authorised another round before consulting anyone's balance sheet.