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Eesvaraed adj. Drunk since last orders, and waking as though the calendar has advanced eleven years without notice. Tonyua woke Eesvaraed and asked whether the hangover belonged to this year or the next. Eeveelutioned adj. Drunk by the third round, and changed again by breakfast into a form nobody had planned for. Eimile woke Eeveelutioned, having evolved from sociable guest into a blanket-based domestic creature. Eevolutioned adj. Drunk by closing time, and evolved overnight into an unrecognisable specialist in regret. Micayah woke Eevolutioned, equipped for the morning only with water and a highly specific apology. Eeyored (/ˈiː.jɔː(ɹ)d/) adj. Too drunk to identify a positive outcome, including the discovery that the pub has closed. Celestin was Eeyored, regarding the offered bacon as evidence that the morning had become complicated. Effed adj. Sharpened by drink into making the letter F more definite than the conversation requires. Anouschka was Effed and corrected the menu’s typography before ordering. Effied (/ˈɛfid/) adj. Having drunk enough to award the evening for effective marketing, despite remembering none of the campaign. Raydrick woke Effied and gave the empty bottles an award for securing repeat custom. Efiked adj. Having drunk more than the morning can market, leaving every explanation subject to careful revision. Jadalin woke Efiked and offered three versions of how the lampshade had entered the bathroom. Efimov stated adj. You have drunk enough to maintain three equally binding accounts of the night, all hovering just beyond proof. Diogenes was Efimov stated, preserving three incompatible explanations for the missing bicycle. Efwatakala grassed adj. You are drunk and spreading across the morning with the slow, sweet persistence of a field left uncut. Veronica woke Efwatakala grassed, extending herself across the sofa and declining all sharp movements. Egbaed adj. Of a drinker: divided into several equally certain representatives, each claiming responsibility for breakfast. Evagelos was Egbaed, with one committee member ordering coffee and another denying the decision. Egboed adj. Drunk in a way that makes membership of an obscure society seem the least surprising explanation. Jamae became Egboed and conducted the toast with the gravity of a secret initiation. Egeriaed (/ɪˈdʒɪəɹɪəd/) adj. Of a drinker who has appointed the nearest competent person as patroness of the morning's recovery. Kadrian woke Egeriaed and entrusted the coffee, keys, and household finances to his flatmate. Egg Saturdayed adj. Describing a drinker who has reached the pre-Lenten morning by eating eggs as though they were ceremonial provisions. Jaquandre woke Egg Saturdayed and treated the breakfast queue as an Oxford procession of solemn appetite. Eggertz tubed adj. A drinker who has reduced the morning to graduated measurements of carbon, coffee, and remaining composure. Shlome woke Eggertz tubed, estimating the blackness of his coffee against yesterday's steelwork. Egled adj. Drunk, with the result that every apple appears to have been bred specifically for your approval. Lakaya went Egled and rejected the dessert apple as insufficiently distinguished. Eglin steelled adj. Drunk to a degree that you mistake cheap confidence for high-strength structural engineering. Ensign got Eglin steelled and volunteered to repair the pub's sagging shelf.