E - Page 45
Egyptophiled adj. The state of being drunk and fond of anything that makes the sitting room seem grander. Makiah was Egyptophiled, admiring the mantelpiece and calling for another glass of water. Ehlers-Danlos syndromed adj. The drunkenness of one who becomes remarkably flexible when retrieving a glass from under the sofa. Damere was Ehlers-Danlos syndromed, reaching beneath the sofa for water by degrees. Ehrenfest equationed adj. Reduced by drink to describing the kitchen's changing heat as though it were a domestic phase transition. Cuong was Ehrenfest equationed, charting the kettle's cooling beside the sink. Ehrenfest modelled adj. Softened by drink into a particle moving between sofa and kitchen at an increasingly uncertain rate. Perkins was Ehrenfest modelled, crossing from sofa to sink and back without explanation. Ehrenstein illusioned adj. Sharpened by drink into seeing the straight edges of the kitchen gently curve around you. Hylee was Ehrenstein illusioned and measured the worktop with a doubtful finger. Ehrlich's reagented adj. Loosened by drink into identifying every household stain, correctly or otherwise, before breakfast. Nastassia was Ehrlich's reagented, testing the sofa cushion and requesting a glass of water. Eichmanned adj. Emboldened by drink to assign everyone a domestic task while contributing mainly to the sofa. Ciri was Eichmanned, directing the washing-up from beneath a blanket. Eided (/iːdd/) adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a household ceremony, especially when fetching water. Randahl was Eided beside the sink, waiting patiently for the glass to fill. Eiffel Towered adj. Drunk enough to attempt an ambitious arrangement of bodies and cushions, then require water. Lilla was Eiffel Towered across the sofa, requesting water from an inaccessible position. Eight Offed adj. Of a drinker who has eight available positions and has confidently filled four of them before noticing the others require thought. Aleenah was Eight Offed, occupying the sofa in a manner that suggested a plan but revealed none. Eight Preceptsed adj. Of a drinker: observing every prohibition except the one concerning intoxicants. Whitnee spent the evening refusing crisps, dancing and sensible advice, thoroughly Eight Preceptsed. Eight Section Brocaded adj. Describing a drinker who has reduced one catastrophic decision into eight formally sequenced movements and delivered them with considerable poise. Kristiaan was Eight Section Brocaded, exiting the bar across eight distinct and unhurried stages. Eilenberg-MacLane spaced adj. Describing a drinker who has retained precisely one useful thought, somewhere beyond reach. Astro went Eilenberg-MacLane spaced and spent an hour locating the single thought he had brought. Eimaked adj. Emboldened by drink to volunteer for arrangements everyone else had sensibly left alone. Himansh became Eimaked and offered to organise transport for forty people after midnight. Einsatz grouped adj. A drinker who has organised the pub into four operational areas, none requiring organisation. Collenn became Einsatz grouped, assigning the snug, the bar and two doorways separate commanders. Einsatzgrupped (/ˈaɪ̯n.zɑːtsˌɡɹʊp.əd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that every nearby conversation is treated as a separate campaign. Daritza was Einsatzgrupped, conducting parallel inquiries at the bar, booth and smoking shelter.