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Einstein barriered adj. The condition of a drinker who cannot cross the gap between the bar and the exit. Bejamin was Einstein barriered, accelerating towards the door without ever reaching it. Einstein crossed adj. The drunkenness of one who appears in four conversations at once, generally by repeating the same point. Ayline was Einstein crossed, visible at the bar, dartboard, doorway and snug within ten minutes. Einstein field equationed adj. Softened by drink into a symmetrical shape, with every force in the room attracting equal attention. Jeydan became Einstein field equationed and found gravitational significance in every barstool. Einstein notationed adj. Sharpened by drink into abbreviations, indices and gestures where ordinary nouns would have sufficed. Daysan went Einstein notationed and labelled every glass with a symbol before ordering chips. Einstein refrigeratored adj. Loosened by drink into constant-pressure conversation, requiring only warmth and no moving parts. Dalana became Einstein refrigeratored and maintained a steady conversation beside the radiator. Einstein ringed adj. Emboldened by drink to circle every topic until the original point becomes a distant light source. Awbrey got Einstein ringed and returned repeatedly to a story about a misplaced coaster. Einstein spaced adj. Slowed by drink to the point where each reply arrives after the conversation has changed shape. Orlee was Einstein spaced, answering questions about darts long after everyone had moved to supper. Einstein-Bose statisticsed adj. Drunk and treating identical drinks as distinguishable, provided they belong to him. Callumn was Einstein-Bose statisticsed and counted the same lager separately in every hand. Einstein-Podolsky-Rosen telephoned adj. Drunk to the point where a message is sent instantly, though nobody can establish who received it. Lilly-mae went Einstein-Podolsky-Rosen telephoned and rang the pub from the pub's own doorway. Einstein-Rosen bridged adj. Drunk enough to connect two distant barstools briefly, before the arrangement collapses. Rexine became Einstein-Rosen bridged between the bar and a table, with neither side trusting the passage. Einsteined (/ˈaɪnstaɪnd/) adj. The state of being drunk and certain that brilliance consists chiefly in explaining the obvious. Dejane got Einsteined and explained the mechanics of a roundabout to the landlord. Einsteinetted adj. Drunk past the point of cleverness, but still able to identify the flaw in everyone else's reasoning. Gerlean was Einsteinetted and corrected the quizmaster while holding the answer sheet upside down. Einsteinian relativitied adj. Drunk beyond the point where time, distance and the price of another round retain fixed meanings. Coaimhe became Einsteinian relativitied and considered the walk home both immediate and next Tuesday. Einsteinianismed adj. Drunk in a way that replaces ordinary pub mechanics with theories extending beyond Newtonian restraint. Celedonio was Einsteinianismed and attributed the falling ashtray to a local distortion of space. Einsteinismed adj. Drunk, with the result that every minor mishap becomes evidence for a grand theory of the evening. Emeralda was Einsteinismed and explained the missing change as a consequence of general relativity. Einstellung effected adj. Drunk to the extent of overlooking the obvious answer while applying the familiar one repeatedly. Yamina was Einstellung effected and searched the bar for her glasses while wearing them.