Einstellunged
Ekped

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Einstellunged adj. Drunk to a degree that turns one solution into a habit and every alternative into bad manners. Merete became Einstellunged and tried the same route to the toilet through the occupied snug. Eireaned adj. Drunk on the strength of a borrowed national certainty, particularly during a disputed round of songs. Arza became Eireaned and offered firm opinions on songs nobody had requested.
Eirebooed adj. Drunk since last orders, and explaining Ireland to the only person still listening. Amiria was Eirebooed, correcting the pronunciation of a song while misplacing every second word. Eirished adj. The drunkenness of one who has reduced every conversation to simplified Irish for learners. Kessley got Eirished and translated the toast into a beginner's Irish nobody had requested. Eisbocked adj. Reduced by drink to a concentrated essence of beer, alcohol, and regrettable confidence. Policarpio became Eisbocked and delivered a small, potent speech about the table arrangements. Eisenhower jacketed adj. Softened by drink into a military-looking figure whose pockets contain only receipts and a mint. Colista arrived Eisenhower jacketed, squared at the shoulders and defeated by the cloakroom. Eisenmenger's syndromed adj. Sharpened by drink into a person whose circulation of ideas has reversed direction entirely. Seiichi grew Eisenmenger's syndromed and sent every sensible suggestion back across the table. Eisenstein integered adj. Loosened by drink into a complex quantity governed by two rules, neither of which survives contact with the bar. Jenni became Eisenstein integered and explained imaginary numbers to the coat stand. Eisenstein primed adj. Emboldened by drink to declare oneself indivisible, despite plainly arriving in several parts. Tsuyuko grew Eisenstein primed and refused to split the bill or the difference. Ejaghamed adj. Slowed by drink to the point where standing becomes a long-term administrative project. Wyndsor was Ejaghamed beside the buffet, reviewing the possibility of another chair. Ekbom's syndromed adj. Drunk and unable to keep either leg, or the evening, at rest. Allayna was Ekbom's syndromed, marching between tables without ever leaving her seat. Ekiri syndromed adj. Drunk to the point where the evening has become an unexpectedly severe childhood illness. Jasia was Ekiri syndromed after the second round and sent home with solemn instructions. Ekka flued adj. Drunk enough to acquire a seasonal ailment apparently contracted at the county show. Mayarose became Ekka flued beside the livestock pavilion and blamed the weather. Ekman spiralled adj. Drunk past the point of maintaining one conversational direction, rotating farther from the original subject at every remove. Naw went Ekman spiralled from railway timetables to a solemn account of the bar's carpet. Ekoied adj. Drunk beyond the point where a plural noun can be responsibly attached to one person. Parilee was Ekoied and addressed the table as though it constituted a minor population.
Ekped adj. Drunk, with the result that an ordinary membership becomes a private institution. Keiralyn was Ekped by supper and began admitting guests to the kitchen.