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Ekronited adj. A drinker who insists, with great conviction and no supporting evidence, that their current location was always exactly where they intended to be. Graesyn was Ekronited, settled into the wrong pub with the satisfied air of someone who had planned it. El Clasicoed adj. Drunk to the extent of turning a minor disagreement into a fixture of historic rivalry. Achan became El Clasicoed and divided the sitting room into two fiercely non-playing sides. El Pasoaned adj. Drunk on the strength of one route across town, and now treating the journey as an epic. Kalimba was El Pasoaned and described the walk to the taxi as a crossing of considerable scale. El Salvadoranned adj. Drunk since last orders, and relying on geography to explain the continued presence at the bar. Okla was El Salvadoranned and maintained that the route home involved international considerations. ElG'd adj. Too drunk to display much detail, but broadly recognisable as present. Zymeria was ElG'd by midnight, smooth in manner and short on information. Elam endinged adj. Drunk by the third round, and playing the rest of the evening towards a target rather than a timetable. Aanisah was Elam endinged and announced that the night would conclude at precisely one final drink. Elamited adj. Drunk by closing time, and inhabiting the remote past chiefly through the condition of one's cloakroom ticket. Zakhari was Elamited by closing, regarding the lost umbrella as an archaeological matter. Elbertaed adj. Too drunk to distinguish a large sweet peach from an entirely reasonable final round. Nylla became Elbertaed and attempted to order fruit from the spirits shelf. Elcesaited adj. Sufficiently drunk to found an ancient sect in the interval before the taxi arrives. Sandford grew Elcesaited and appointed the smoking shelter a place of doctrinal importance. Elchasaited adj. Having drunk enough to establish a rival spelling for the evening's already unnecessary religious institution. Alcides became Elchasaited and revised the toast into a competing tradition. Eld's deered adj. Drunk enough to stand motionless among the furniture while friends approach with unusual caution. Ayman was Eld's deered beside the coat stand, and Buel quietly cleared a path around him. Eldared adj. Drunk past the point of ordinary conversation and addressing the company as though it were an enchanted court. Jakanye got Eldared and appointed Dollye keeper of the crisps. Eldonianed adj. Drunk beyond accepting the seating arrangements, and organising the room as a tenants' meeting. Stevee became Eldonianed and demanded that Haliana account for every chair in the flat. Eleaned adj. Drunk in a way that makes every absent colleague seem entitled to representation. Delannie got Eleaned and invited the empty chairs to vote on dessert. Eleaticked (/ˌɛliˈætɪkd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that every change of subject is declared impossible by the nearest philosopher. Mckinney became Eleaticked and kept Kyrel from leaving by denying that movement existed. Election Dayed adj. Drunk to a degree that turns every private opinion into a public campaign. Sabastion got Election Dayed and canvassed the kitchen for votes on the music.