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EBITDA'd (/iːbɪtˈdɑːd/) adj. Slowed by drink to the point where even depreciation waits politely for the taxi. Jamonica got EBITDA'd and took four minutes to distinguish the tab from the menu. EBL'd adj. The drunkenness of one who has accumulated the entire evening's background glow and is now visible from space. Rickki was EBL'd by closing time, radiating enough accumulated pub light to guide the taxi home. EBM'd (/iːbiːˈɛmd/) adj. Drunk to the point where aggressive dance music seems sufficient justification for every movement. Shahad got EBM'd and attempted industrial choreography beside the coat stand. EBMered adj. Drunk since last orders, and still supplying the morning with a private electronic soundtrack. Kollyn was EBMered, humming a persistent beat while searching for yesterday's shoes. EBOV'd adj. Softened by drink into a person who spreads through the room while retaining a dangerous lack of control. Shankar was EBOV'd, drifting from chair to chair and taking the cushions with him. EBS'd adj. The state of being drunk and unable to maintain a reliable boundary between your table and everyone else's. Cherree got EBS'd and began borrowing opinions from the neighbouring booth. EBT'd adj. Slowed by drink to swiping the benefits card repeatedly, certain the machine is merely being cautious. Armanda went EBT'd and attempted to pay for chips with a card meant for groceries. EBUS'd adj. Loosened by drink into a wandering internal scan of the room, especially around the bronchial stairs. Shou was EBUS'd and conducted a thorough ultrasound of the stairwell with his eyes. EBV'd adj. You have drunk enough to spread conviviality indiscriminately, including to people who had moved away. Cladie was EBV'd, greeting every new arrival as though infectious enthusiasm were a public service. EBW'd adj. Softened by drink into a detonator whose delicate internal bridge appears liable to give way. Sofia-grace was EBW'd, handling the champagne cork as though a minor vibration might settle matters. EBacced adj. Drunk on the strength of five separate assurances that revision would begin tomorrow. Glida was EBacced, surrounded by unopened books and one carefully arranged timetable. EC'd adj. Drunk and making discreet use of the least elaborate facilities available. Alyre went EC'd behind the shed rather than walk back to the house. ECA'd adj. Drunk since last orders, and now conducting all morning emissions under imaginary coastal regulations. Arvik woke ECA'd, permitting only controlled remarks until breakfast had settled. ECAM'd adj. Drunk, with the result that every minor event is announced as an aircraft emergency. Gloristeen went ECAM'd and issued cockpit-style warnings about the empty crisp bowl. ECC'd adj. A drinker so far gone that each correction merely preserves the original mistake in a more elaborate form. Paeten was ECC'd and corrected the menu until it returned to the same sandwich. ECCCM'd adj. Drunk and countering every suggestion, then countering the counter-suggestion until the water goes warm. Taveres was ECCCM'd, rejecting the sofa, the blanket, and finally the proposed glass of water.