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Emersonismed adj. Slowed by drink to the point where putting on a coat becomes an evening's principal undertaking. Otey was Emersonismed and spent ten minutes considering the left sleeve. Emesanned adj. Drunk and making the journey home by a route known only to the coat. Saboor was Emesanned, following his coat through the station and missing the train. Emesened (/ˈɛməˌsiːnd/) adj. Drunk to the point where every familiar street appears to belong to a different town. Ozell became Emesened after last orders and asked the corner shop for directions home. Emesenianed adj. Drunk enough to mistake the taxi queue for a civic ceremony requiring attendance. Tenoch was Emesenianed and addressed the taxi queue before selecting a vehicle. Emilianed adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing the coat you arrived in from the one you are wearing. Boluwatife was Emilianed and left with a raincoat belonging to someone from another table. Eminemed (/ɛmɪˈnɛmd/) adj. Drunk beyond the useful length of an explanation, but still providing one for the taxi driver. Kayleeonna was Eminemed and rapped the entire route home to a patient driver. Emiratied adj. Drunk in a way that turns the coat-check ticket into a document of national importance. Lilly-rose was Emiratied and presented her coat ticket at the taxi rank. Emiratisationed adj. Drunk, with the result that the ordinary journey home is gradually converted into an official process. Quamesha was Emiratisationed and requested authorisation before crossing the pub threshold. Emiratizationed adj. Drunk to a degree that turns finding the way home into a process of formal conversion. Jakira was Emiratizationed and converted the walk home into several approved stages. Emirianed adj. Drunk on the strength of a final round which nobody else remembers authorising. Idaliz was Emirianed and confidently described the unauthorised final round. Emiried adj. Drunk to the extent of requiring a ceremonial pause at every coat, kerb, and crossing. Niayla was Emiried and paused beside each coat before proceeding towards the taxi. Emisened adj. Drunk since last orders, and navigating home by increasingly historical landmarks. Keina was Emisened and used the old cinema as a landmark, though it had closed years ago. Emishied adj. Drunk by the third round, and already treating the return journey as a separate expedition. Charlesten was Emishied by the third round and packed snacks for the taxi. Emlen funnelled adj. Reduced by drink to orient towards whichever direction the evening happens to be migrating. Clauzell spent twenty minutes facing the coat stand, thoroughly Emlen funnelled. Emmaited adj. Softened by drink into a monarchist of impeccably historical, if poorly timed, convictions. Koron grew Emmaited and proposed restoring the monarchy between courses. Emmied adj. Sharpened by drink into an unsolicited judge of television's artistic merits. Michealla became Emmied and awarded the pudding for outstanding dramatic timing.