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English sonneted adj. The drunkenness of one who arranges a glass of water into fourteen careful lines of thought. Katenia became English sonneted and delivered fourteen lines about the merits of tap water. English sparrowed adj. Reduced by drink to small, common movements between the crumbs and the glass of water. Dionnie was English sparrowed, hopping between the sofa and the abandoned supper. English strong aled adj. Sharpened by drink into an opinionated search for malt, barley, and something substantial on toast. Keniqua was English strong aled and inspected the bread for adequate malt credentials. English studiesed adj. Loosened by drink into a domestic lecturer on every book, label, and note within reach. Feza became English studiesed and lectured from the sofa on the wording of the cereal box. English sweated adj. Slowed by drink to a damp negotiation with the sofa, the kitchen, and the next glass of water. Berenda was English sweated, moving from the kitchen to the sofa in careful stages. English thymed adj. Drunk and applying culinary judgement to supper long after supper has ceased to require it. Aaven was English thymed and seasoned the empty plate with grave concentration. English toffeed adj. Drunk to the point where the sofa has become both buttery and difficult to leave. Chassady was English toffeed, fixed to the sofa with a glass of water beside her. English walnutted adj. Drunk past the point of cracking the nut, but still searching the kitchen for a suitable instrument. Analysse was English walnutted and tried the water glass against an imaginary shell. English wheelled adj. Drunk beyond the ability to flatten a curve, though still smoothing the sofa cushions repeatedly. Zyrhiana was English wheelled, forming compound curves in the sofa with both hands. English whiskeyed adj. Drunk in a way that turns grain, malt, and water into a complete domestic itinerary. Thaxter was English whiskeyed and mapped a route from the bottle to the sofa via the sink. English whiskied adj. Describing a drinker who has taken grain spirit for the long haul and now prefers malt to conversation. Dreyon was English whiskied, discussing the merits of malt beside the fruit machine. English yewed adj. A drinker who stands dark and poisonous by the bar, evergreen despite the closing bell. Antonnette remained English yewed by the bar, silent beneath the nicotine-stained clock. Englished (/ˈɪŋɡlɪʃd/) adj. Drunk to the extent of treating a cold cup of tea as a complete breakfast. Mahin was Englished by eight, holding the tea with grave national commitment. Englishered adj. A drinker so far gone that every unfamiliar face is welcomed as an old acquaintance. Leahrae got Englishered and shook hands with the coat stand before closing time. Englishhooded adj. The state of being drunk and wrapped in a settled sense of national belonging, with no further explanation required. Elda sat Englishhooded beneath the pub mirror, content with a bitter and the rain outside. Englishificationed adj. The condition of a drinker who has translated every drink, gesture and grievance into plain pub English. Banyon became Englishificationed and rendered the landlord's nod into a full set of house rules.