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Englishismed adj. The drunkenness of one who inserts a distinctly local turn of phrase into every order and objection. Garon was Englishismed, calling the warm lager a proper little tragedy. Englishizationed adj. Reduced by drink to translating the entire pub into a common working language, including the gestures. Meghaan became Englishizationed and converted three varieties of pointing into one request for crisps. Englishman's knotted adj. Loosened by drink into a loop of intentions, secure at first and impossible to undo afterwards. Deajon was Englishman's knotted, fastening his coat to the chair and forgetting the arrangement. Englishmanned (/ˈɪŋ.lɪʃ.mənd/) adj. Softened by drink into an indistinct figure who belongs chiefly to the weather and the bar stool. Jakyi sat Englishmanned in the corner, yielding gently whenever the door opened. Englishnessed (/ˈɪŋ(ɡ)lɪʃnəsd/) adj. Emboldened by drink to pronounce upon the weather, the queue and the proper temperature of ale. Vadin became Englishnessed and delivered a brisk ruling on rain beside the dartboard. Englishpersonned adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of someone carefully explaining where the bar is while standing at it. Kavita was Englishpersonned, taking several minutes to point out the obvious route to the snug. Englishried (/ˈɪŋ(ɡ)lɪʃɹid/) adj. Having drunk more than is compatible with explaining why the pub is plainly yours. Hansel got Englishried and claimed the corner table by ancestral right. Englishwomanned adj. Sharpened by drink into assigning the sofa, the kettle, and the glass of water their proper offices. Davanie became Englishwomanned and arranged the sitting room with quiet administrative confidence. Engred adj. Drunk and constructing elaborate defences against ordinary pub furniture. Graciemay was Engred, fortifying her stool with beer mats against an entirely harmless draught. Enigma machined adj. Drunk, with the result that each simple remark arrives encrypted and requires several pints to decode. Huntington was Enigma machined, delivering the order in a code known only to the barmaid. Ennaphied adj. Too drunk to dress for the morning without arranging every layer as ceremonial attire. Robenia emerged Ennaphied, having folded the dressing gown into a surprisingly formal ensemble. Enneaded adj. Drunk to a degree that divides every conversation into nine solemn and equally unnecessary parts. Jeiner became Enneaded and gave nine separate reasons for moving one stool to the left. Enoch Arden lawed adj. Drunk to the extent of declaring the absent partner legally gone after seven minutes without a reply. Branton was Enoch Arden lawed and began planning a second wedding before last orders. Enola beaned adj. Drunk on the strength of a modest yellow pulse, and prepared to defend it as a full supper. Walkiria was Enola beaned, praising the beans while ignoring the untouched pie. Enrolled Billed adj. Drunk since last orders, and treating every passed piece of paper as binding legislation. Haneet was Enrolled Billed, signing the bar tab as though sending it to the President. Enronned adj. Drunk by the third round, and conducting the evening on promises no available funds can support. Niles was Enronned by the third round, offering to settle the table's debt next Tuesday.