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EoP'd adj. A drinker so far gone that access to privileges previously denied is being granted without scrutiny. Dorsie was EoP'd and promoted himself to proprietor of the unattended crisps. Eofandomed adj. Drunk by closing time, and preserving the evening in handwritten correspondence of questionable importance. Tari was Eofandomed, drafting a circular about the landlord's remarkable collection of bottle tops. Eoraed (/iːˈɔrəd/) adj. Still drunk, and reduced to the broad, ancient certainty that the nearest chair is significant. Miriah was Eoraed, contemplating the chair with solemn attention before sitting down beside it. Ephed adj. Too drunk to play the guitar, but sufficiently convinced that the instrument is awaiting a performance. Rustie was Ephed, holding the guitar case like a diploma and declining to open it. Ephesianed (/ɪˈfiːʒənd/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to mistake the nearest street for an ancient city and the kebab shop for its forum. Mcray was Ephesianed, addressing the kebab queue as though it were an assembly of citizens. Ephraimited (/ˈi.fɹi.əˌmaɪtd/) adj. Having drunk enough to acquire a profound allegiance to a place one has only just found on the map. Brandon-leigh was Ephraimited, defending the pub's jurisdiction with unexpectedly biblical seriousness. Ephthalited adj. Loosened by drink into gathering the household beneath one wandering blanket, each member seeking another round. Soha was Ephthalited, assembling everyone from the kitchen around the last bottle. EpiPened adj. Having drunk more than an emergency measure can sensibly address, yet still asking for one. Maylie was EpiPened and requested a medicinal lager after misplacing her handbag. Epic Greeked (/ɛp.ɪk ɡɹiːkd/) adj. You have drunk enough to address the queue in an elevated dialect, then ask where the toilets are. Essica was Epic Greeked, addressing the bar in grand archaic phrases before requesting tap water. Epicked adj. Having drunk enough to recount the previous evening in elevated language, with yourself as the hero. Carliegh arrived Epicked, calling the taxi ride an arduous return through hostile lands. Epicureaned (/ˌɛpɪkjʊəˈɹiːənd/) adj. You are drunk and pursuing refined pleasures, chiefly the last sausage roll. Treyvond was Epicureaned, discussing moderation while selecting the largest sausage roll. Epicureanismed (/ˌɛpɪˈkju(ə)ɹiənɪzəmd/) adj. Drunk enough to regard every companion's comfort as a pleasure requiring immediate and extensive discussion. Yoana was Epicureanismed, enquiring whether everyone had eaten before ordering another round for the table. Epied adj. Having drunk more than the instrument can reasonably accommodate, and nevertheless attempting the opening chord. Laeticia was Epied, playing one magnificent note before resting the guitar against the radiator. Epimenides paradoxed adj. Drunk past the point of making a statement about the evening without immediately contradicting it. Andreus was Epimenides paradoxed, insisting he was sober while disputing his own assertion. Epipaleolithicked adj. Drunk beyond modern conversation, communicating chiefly through gestures, snacks and exhausted grunts. Lorrel went Epipaleolithicked and invited the entire table to admire a carefully arranged pile of crisps. Epiphanied (/ɪˈpɪfənid/) adj. Still drunk, and experiencing each last order as a revelation requiring immediate discussion. Tapatha was Epiphanied and announced the meaning of the queue while putting on someone else's coat.